Friday, May 24, 2013

CELEBRITIES IN TROUBLE - AMANDA BYNES ARRESTED: It was bound to happen. AMANDA BYNES' slow-burn meltdown has finally ended up with her behind bars. Bynes was arrested last night after she threw a bong out the window of her 36th-floor New York City apartment.


It all started when the doorman spotted Amanda taking hits off the bong in the lobby of the building and called police. Of course, by the time they got there, she had already bolted to her apartment. When the cops got there they knocked on the door, and when Amanda opened it, they saw the bong.

When she saw they saw the bong, she grabbed it and chucked it out the window leading to her arrest for possession of marijuana, tampering with evidence and reckless endangerment. (PHOTO)

Law enforcement sources say she was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation first before being transported to the Midtown police station. She was expected to be held overnight, then appear in court this morning.



TMZ says that before her arrest ... Amanda was acting erratically, by doing things like talking to herself. And she didn't surrender peacefully, either -- the gossip site says she went kicking and screaming and yelling stuff like, quote, "Don't you know who I am?"

Earlier this week ... In Touch Weekly claimed that Amanda's apartment was a filthy drug den. Supposedly, her mattress was bare, her windows were spray-painted black and she hardly had any furniture. (PHOTO)

Prior to her arrest Amanda posted a lengthy rant on Twitter accusing the tab of using doctored photos of her and her apartment to prove a point about her substance issues. She writes, "I'm suing them! They [messed] with my photos! That's not my bed! Those aren't my toes! My toes are pedicured!"

"They bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They morphed photos of my face onto someone's body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue, because that's not me."

WATCH MORGAN FREEMAN FALL ASLEEP DURING A TV INTERVIEW: MORGAN FREEMAN fell asleep while being interviewed by a Seattle TV station on Wednesday.

His co-star MICHAEL CAINE was answering a question, and Morgan just nodded off. He slept so long they had to cut away to some footage from the movie. And when they came back, he was still asleep.



KIM KARDASHIAN - GUESS WHEN SHE'LL REVEAL THE SEX OF HER BABY?: You didn't think KRIS JENNER would just let KIM KARDASHIAN tell everyone the sex of her baby, did you?

It'll be revealed on the season premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". On that episode, Kim and KANYE head to the OB-GYN and look on as she has an ultrasound. Sisters KHLOE and KOURTNEY  and her brother-in-law LAMAR ODOM are there to get some camera face time ... er, I mean,  support her as she learns the news.

Season eight kicks off on June 2nd.

SNAPSHOT: Some girls spotted VINCE VAUGHN at Disneyland and took a funny photo of him without his knowledge. (PHOTO)

CELEBRITY FEUD - KENDALL JENNER FIRES BACK AT FRANCES BEAN COBAIN: Earlier this week, Frances Bean went on a Twitter tirade in response to Kendall's tweet, "Just wish things could be easier sometimes, man."


She called Kim Kardashian's half sister "[an effing] idiot]" and "self-involved," and suggested that Kendall get perspective on how easy her life actually is compared to many in the world.

Kendall wasn't about to take that lying down. She tweeted, albeit day later, "I am aware that I am very privileged and blessed, and I'm thankful for that every day. I know there are greater problems in the world. I pray for those people every night and give back as much as i can."


"So who are you to judge me? An individual's feelings are relative to their environment. You don’t know me -- you don’t even know what I was referring to.”

Can't wait for Kris Jenner and Courtney Love to get involved!

CELEBRITY YEARBOOK: KELLY OSBOURNE shares an old yearbook photo of herself ...

Thursday, May 23, 2013

RIHANNA ENGAGES CHRIS BROWN'S EX IN NAKED BUTT TWEETS: RIHANNA Tweeted a picture of her nearly-naked 'badunk yesterday, and many are speculating if it's in response to a photo CHRIS BROWN'S other ex Tweeted on Saturday.


The World Wide Web of Celebrity Feuds wonders if  perhaps RiRi Tweeted out the pic of her firmly sculpted bottom in a pink thong underneath a pair of cut up denim shorts in reaction to the news that Brown was spotted with ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran over the weekend. (PHOTO)

Tran then posted a photo on Saturday in which she's shoving her naked backside into Chris Brown's face and the caption, "My birthday last year. Who's face am I gonna put my ass in this year?" (PHOTO)

Rihanna deleted her photo almost immediately, but luckily for us, the Internet is still hanging onto it. Give me a minute, please, while I stare at the photos and think all manner of deviant thoughts.

NO MORE SEX SCENES FOR BRAD PITT?! WHAAAA!!!: There are few things better in cinema than watching BRAD PITT get down 'n' dirty in a steamy love scene, am I right ladies? Sadly, those appear to be a thing of the past now.


Brad's good friend Frank Pollaro revealed in the June/July issue of Esquire magazine that Pitt told him that since he’s been with ANGELINA JOLIE, he has said no to doing love scenes -- and she has made the same pledge.

"He's crazy about her, and she's the same way about him," this Frank guy is quoted as saying. As incredibly thoughtful in regards to each other as that is, let's all take a moment of silence to mourn the loss of Brad’s naked bum. Sigh.

IT APPEARS TO BE ON BETWEEN JON BON JOVI AND RICHIE SAMBORA: There may be beef between JON BON JOVI and RICHIE SAMBORA after all because it appears not only has Jon has reached his 'where's Richie?' question quotient, but Richie also wants him to stop talking about him to the press.

In an interview with the London Evening Standard the other day, Bon Jovi said, “It’s getting more and more difficult every day to not just say something. Because all I can say is this: it’s for personal reasons.” He later seemed to address Sambora directly, saying, “You have a choice. You either figure it out, go and grow, not only survive but thrive – or you say, ‘I hate my brother and I’m gonna quit the band.’”

And hearing about it, Richie's claws came out. He feels Jon is implying that he's drinking again and that he's replaceable. Sambora tells Britain's Daily Mail, "I don't have any major problems in life right now. [Jon]is making it very difficult for me to come back. Enough with the trash talking! [He] needs to stop talking about me publicly. I'm fine."

SHAKIRA HAS TALENT: I don't know for sure if SHAKIRA'S hips really don’t lie, but I can vouch for them being abnormally flexible. While filming an interview with her fellow “The Voice” coaches, Shak revealed that if she didn’t do what she does for a living she’d be a circus contortionist!


She then demonstrated her skills by putting both of her legs behind her head ... while wearing skin tight jeans! Excuse me while I stare at the photo and think all manner of deviant thoughts.

WATCH JENNIFER ANISTON SLAP HER PERT BOTTOM AND STRIP DOWN TO HER UNDERWEAR: The new JENNIFER ANISTON comedy won't be out until early August but the movie trailer has been released. (VIDEO)


In it, Jen, who plays an exotic dancer, strips down to her lacy under things and shows off her super-sexy stripper moves. Pardon me while I rewind the video repeatedly and think all manner of deviant thoughts.


RICKY GERVAIS SHOWS US HIS TWEETS: RICKY GERVAIS hit up Twitter to put celebrities who are asking for prayers for Oklahoma tornado victims on blast.

Gervais re-tweeted a message from MTV that said, quote, "Beyoncé, Rihanna & Katy Perry send prayers to #Oklahoma #PrayForOklahoma" and added, quote, "I feel like an idiot now . . . I only sent money."

After getting some flak on Twitter, Ricky wrote back ...

TODAY IN CELEBRITY WARDROBE MISHAPS: TORI SPELLING, who's celebrating the Big 4-0 in Mexico, came thisclose to giving the paparazzi an eyeful when she almost fell out of her bikini top while sitting poolside (PHOTO)

CONGRADUATIONS: ConGRADuations are in order for EVA LONGORIA who graduated Wednesday with a Masters Degree in Chicano Studies from California State University. Here's Eva posing in her cap and gown alongside her proud parents ....


AMANDA BYNES - 'GOOGLE ME!': Earth to AMANDA BYNES -- the TSA does not accept Google as official ID. Amanda was scheduled to fly a private jet from New Jersey to L.A. this weekend, but when she showed up at the airport, security agents noticed that her driver's license is suspended.

That made it invalid as an official form of government identification, and she didn't have anything else on her. According to TMZ, a flustered Amanda then told the agent to Google her, screaming, "I'm Amanda Bynes." You can guess how that worked out. There's no word on if or how she ever got to L.A.


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

KATY PERRY 'ONE OF THE REASONS' FOR ROBERT PATTINSON/KRISTEN STEWART SPLIT: ROBERT PATTINSON did move out on KRISTEN STEWART after all.

He was spotted Sunday leaving their house with all his stuff in the back of a pickup. He even took the dogs! (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

A source says it's because he found out -- on his birthday, no less -- that she's still in contact with RUPERT SANDERS, the guy she had an inappropriate relationship with.

The not-always-reliable British tabloids say Rob picked up Kristen's phone while she was in the shower, because he wanted to take a picture of something . . . and she got a text from Rupert as he was holding it.

Meanwhile, there are rumors that KATY PERRY had something to do with the breakup. Word on the street is Rob's "friendship" with Katy was "one of many reasons" the couple was having making things work.


She's reportedly been circling Robert for a while now. Apparently, Rob was a shoulder for Katy to cry on when she divorced RUSSELL BRAND, and she's been a breast for him to nuzzle against during all his problems with Kristen.

The day after R-Patz moved out, Kristen sought comfort from ... someone who knows a thing or two about breakups -- none other than TAYLOR SWIFT.

Us Magazine says K-Stew was driven by a girlfriend to Tay's place and "spent all day" there before returning home. This might mean Does this mean Kristen and Rob are never ever ever getting back together? Hi-Yo! See what I did there?

Swift and Stewart became pals when Taylor dated Kristen's Twilight co-star TAYLOR LAUTNER in 2009.

TAKE A LOOK AT KIM KARDASHIAN'S OVER THE TOP BABY SHOWER INVITE: Invites to KIM KARDASHIAN’S June 2nd baby shower have been mailed out, and in true Kardashian family fashion they are beyond excessive.

TMZ got a hold of one that was sent to a "guest close to Kanye West” and here’s how over the top they are: the invite is a “fully functional music box, complete with a spinning ballerina dancing to a lullaby version of Kanye's "Hey Mama."” (PHOTO)

Hmmm. I wonder if the ballerina is some kind of clue as to the sex of the baby.

On another Kim note … Motley Crue bassist NIKKI SIXX put Kim on blast for Tweeting about her bronzer on Monday, while every other celebrity was Tweeting out 'thoughts and prayers' to the tornado victims in Oklahoma.

“Pick your priority or pick your poison. Pretty embarrassing screen shot Kim,” Sixx tweeted along with the above snapshot of Kim's tweet.

TODAY IN CELEBRITY WARDROBE MISHAPS: Thanks to Mother Nature kicking up a gust of wind, MIRANDA KERR accidentally flashed her breasts during a photo shoot.


 And thankfully whatever the ever-intrusive paparazzi were there. Feast your eyes on the censored pics here (PHOTO) (PHOTO) and the NSFW photos here. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

2. EVA LONGORIA wasn't the only celeb to accidentally flash the crowd at Cannes. ROSARIO DAWSON did too. Sadly, she had on underwear. (PHOTO)

3. ALEC BALDWIN playfully picked up his pregnant girlfriend Hilaria Thomas for the cameras -- not realizing he was totally exposing her buttcrack. (PHOTO)

AND THE 'DANCING WITH THE STARS' WINNER IS: "Dancing With the Stars" crowned its newest mirror ball trophy winner last night. It came down to KELLIE PICKLER and ZENDAYA COLEMAN, and the winner was ... Kellie Pickler!


Olympian ALEXANDRA RAISMAN was the first one eliminated last night to finish 4th. NFL baller JACOBY JONES came in third.


JON BON JOVI CALLS JUSTIN BIEBER AN A-HOLE: JON BON JOVI is not down with musicians who keep their fans waiting at concerts,and that includes JUSTIN BIEBER. Justin has reportedly kept fans waiting for up to an hour at many of the shows on his current tour.


When asked his thoughts by the London Evening Standard, Jon replied that guys who do that are "disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give YOU the permission to take two or three hours of their lives, or in that kid's case, 80 minutes of their lives."

Then he totally lowered the boom: "It's really not cool ... you're an [A-hole]. Go to [effin'] work!"

In other Bieber News ... TMZ is reporting that his security team now requires everyone entering his home to sign a “waiver” in an attempt to prevent any more scandals.

Essentially, a person caught texting, tweeting, Instagramming, or blogging about Bieber’s behavior during all-night raves will be served with a $5 million suit.

The fine print on the waiver supposedly claims that anyone who shows up to the Biebs’ parties might be exposed to activities that could cause “minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death” and that "you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained.”

JESSE JAMES SHOWS US HIS (GRUESOME) PICS: JESSE JAMES ('memba him?) had an accident in his machine shop yesterday that cost him the tip of his pinky finger. He said his glove got caught in a machine and it took part of his finger off before he realized it.

Unfortunately for him, doctors couldn't reattach it so they're going to do a skin graft to cover over the stump.

He posted a couple of photos on his Instagram page. They're a bit on the gruesome side, so instead of re-posting them here I'm going to give you the option of peeping them or not.(PHOTO) (PHOTO)

CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP - SHARON STONE: This is what SHARON STONE looked like after getting all glammed up for a recent red carpet event.


Here's what she looked like before the hair and makeup. (PHOTO)

MELISSA McCARTHY FIRES EXTRA ON MOVIE SET: MELISSA MCCARTHY is not only a successful actress, she’s also a mom, and proved which was more important while shooting her new movie.

McCarthy fired an extra after she witnessed the woman mistreating her child. Word is the extra had brought the toddler along for the shoot, and had been having a tough time with the child all day. In fact, the extra was disciplining the kid so much it began to disrupt production.

Melissa finally had enough after she witnessed her harshly jerk the child up in the air by the waist. She immediately had the woman bounced from the set, saying she would not tolerate such behavior.

THE 'HANGOVER' BABY - THEN AND NOW: Remember "Carlos", the baby in the first "Hangover" movie? Well, the baby is all grown up and back in the spotlight just in time for the release of "The Hangover 3."


Check out how much he's grown since 2009 ...


While we’re on the subject of the Hangover movies ... cast member JUSTIN BARTHA has gotten engaged to personal trainer Lia Smith. Let’s hope his bachelor party isn’t in Vegas. You do remember what happened to him the last time, right? 


WATCH: WILL SMITH was a guest on "Letterman" on Monday night. And when they brought him out, the band played his song "Summertime". Will got so inspired he grabbed the mic and started rapping along.



Tuesday, May 21, 2013

NEW YORK GOVERNOR THREATENS TO SUE KHLOE KARDASHIAN OVER A T-SHIRT: New York Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to take the shirt off KHLOE KARDASHIAN'S back.

The gov has ordered a high-end clothing line run by Khloe and hubby LAMAR ODOM to stop selling a designer T-shirt because it features an emblem that looks too similar to one of his state's logos, the New York Daily News reports.


Khloe was photographed last week wearing the shirt, which has a circular logo featuring the Statue of Liberty surrounded by the words “New York” and “Rich Soil,” the name of the clothing line. (PHOTO)

State officials believe the logo resembles one the state Department of Agriculture created to identify food grown in New York. Although the couple had been given five days to comply with the state's request, a check of the company website shows they are no longer on sale.

SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION KRISTEN STEWART: ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART are on the outs ...again. Because apparently Robert hasn't fully forgiven Kristen for being unfaithful.

Insiders tell Us Magazine the two "fought bitterly" for several days before breaking up last week, bickering "about the cheating, about how selfish she always is, about how moody she always is."

Life & Style says Rob moved his stuff out of Kristen's L.A. home Sunday, and back into his own home a few miles away. Their source say Rob can't seem to quit her completely, though. Quote, "[Rob] is torn [and] they could get back together."

CELEBRITY DO-GOODER ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: We've heard of stars bringing their mothers to red carpets, but ZACH GALIAFIANAKIS might have topped them all. For the premiere of The Hangover, Part Three in L.A. Sunday night, Zach brought along 87-year-old former homeless woman Elizabeth “Mimi” Haist.


Zach befriended Mimi almost two decades ago when she was working at a laundromat that he used. About two years ago he discovered she was homeless, so he found her an apartment in Santa Monica and pays her rent and utilities.

And his generosity doesn’t end there. Mimi has been a constant guest at Zach’s premieres. He always arranges for a limo to pick her up and take her to the events, even if he doesn’t attend.

“If he’s in town, he takes me. Otherwise he lets me take a friend. I dress up nice and a friend helps me with my makeup,” she said. “It’s fun, not something I’ve ever dreamed I’d experience.”

X-MEN DIRECTOR TWEETS NAKED PHOTO OF JENNIFER LAWRENCE: JENNIFER LAWRENCE is reprising her role as Mystique in the new "X-Men" movie, and so how does director BRYAN SINGER repay her? By Tweeting out a naked picture of her! (PHOTO)

EVA LONGORIA’S PANTY-LESS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION: You know how EVA LONGORIA flashed fans and photographer her va jay-jay at the Cannes Film Festival Saturday while picking up her gown to keep it from getting wet? (PHOTO)

On Sunday she showed what a good sport she is posting a picture of the outfit she wore that night with the caption, “here’s my dress for tonight! No wardrobe malfunctions tonight.”

Nope. Because this time she's clearly wearing underwear -- as evidenced by the see-through dress.

WATCH CARRIE UNDERWOOD PRANK HER OPENING ACT: CARRIE UNDERWOOD is such a prankster. Carrie played a great joke on her opening act Hunter Hayes in Edmonton the other night, on their last tour stop together.



Hunter was up on stage singing, and Carrie inserted goat screams into the video he was playing on the screens above him.

SNAPSHOT: We know now what KEANU REEVES has been doing during his down time; acquiring a delicious candy coating.

Check out the new and improved chunkier Keanu that showed up in the South of France for the annual Cannes Film Festival over the weekend. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

R.I.P.: DOORS keyboardist RAY MANZAREK died yesterday of cancer. He was 74. Manzarek and Jim Morrison formed the band after meeting at Venice Beach in California back in 1965, and played a key role in creating the group's psychedelic sound.

Ray is third from the left

Monday, May 20, 2013

EVA LONGORIA'S EMBARRASSING WARDROBE MISHAP - FLASHES FANS AT CANNES: EVA LONGORIA gave onlookers an eyeful at the Cannes Film Festival in France on Saturday accidentally flashing fans and photographers as she lifted her gown up to avoid stepping in rain puddles.


Even after carefully studying photos, it's not clear if Eva was going commando or if she was wearing flesh colored underwear, but either way, what ever was going on down there doesn't appear family friendly. We Report, You Decide! (PHOTO)

Speaking of celebs going commando in the name of fashion ... HEIDI KLUM chose to either go panty-less or in a thong to rock a sexy high slit dress at the Toys "R" Us Children's Gala in New York. We know this because Heidi tripped onstage, and her unexpected tumble exposed some of her backside.

As embarrassing as it was, she handled it like a champ Tweeting out this photo with the caption "(No comment)" ...


BILLBOARD AWARDS HIGHLIGHTS - BIEBER BOOED AS SELENA SMIRKS: Last night's "Billboard Music Awards" included a very defensive acceptance speech from JUSTIN BIEBER and MIGUEL falling butt-first on some girl.


More on The Biebs hurt feelings in a bit, first let's talk about Miguel's stage jump fail. In what can only be described as a poorly planned decision, Miguel jumped from the stage to the catwalk while performing one of his song, but he wasn't able to clear it cleanly and partially landed on a couple of fans. (VIDEO)

Even though one of the girls looked like she was in excruciating pain, word is no one was seriously hurt and Miguel brought the one he landed on butt-first backstage after the incident so he could personally apologize to her. 

Meanwhile ... Justin Bieber was honored with the first-ever "Milestone Award" and as he walked to the stage to accept the honor, some of the crowd started booing him. So when he got up front, he launched into a defensive speech that included this:


"I'm 19 years old, I think I'm doing a pretty good job and basically, from my heart, I really wanna say it should really be about the music. It should be about the craft, the craft that I'm making. This is not a gimmick. I'm an artist, and I should be taken seriously and all this other bull should not be spoken of."

While Justin was going off ... the camera cut to ex SELENA GOMEZ who appeared to smirk while BFF TAYLOR SWIFT whispered an aside to her. Think Tay was being snarky?


Other highlights included KID ROCK calling people out for lip-synching ... and TAYLOR SWIFT telling the the crowd during her acceptance speech for Artist of the Year, quote, "You're the longest and best relationship I ever had." And if that relationship ever ended, we all know what would happen.

JUSTIN BIEBER, SELENA GOMEZ DO NOT APPEAR TO BE BACK TOGETHER: The gossip sites are drooling over a JUSTIN BIEBER - SELENA GOMEZ reunion backstage at the Billboard Music Awards last night, but the reality seems a little different. Yes, they shared a quick smooch shortly after the awards show ended, but video shows Selena clearly turns her head and offers Justin her cheek, and though they appear friendly, you can see her backing away to put a little distance between them.

So the gossip sites and tabloids can say what they want, check out the video and see for yourself. In my humble opinion, the heat is just not there.



BEYONCE PREGNANCY RUMORS INTENSIFY: It's still not official yet, but the BEYONCÉ pregnancy rumors are intensifying. E! is claiming that "multiple" sources have confirmed that Beyonce is indeed pregnant with her and JAY-Z'S second child, but they're not naming their sources.

Beyoncé hit back at the press for the constant speculation about her womb, posting the following note on Instagram: “I can't stop the rumors from starting, and I can't really change peoples minds who believe them, all I can do is sit back and laugh at these low life people who have nothing better to do than talk about me.” The post was later taken down.

But if she has been fetused again, she’s not showing yet. During a performance in Milan over the weekend, Bey was rockin' a pretty flat tummy in her skintight purple jump suit. (PHOTO)

ROMANCE REPORT - OZZY AND SHARON REUNITED: OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE appear to have worked things out.

Britain's not-always-reliable The Sun tabloid reports that Sharon has allowed Ozzy to move back into their Beverly Hills mansion. The Prince of Freakin' Darkness moved out -- or rather, was kicked out -- about a month ago after falling off the wagon. T

The tab says assistants were recently spotted moving clothes and boxes from Ozzy's rented pad into their nearby home. Sharon was also seen wearing a huge diamond on her wedding finger again.

The two reunited in public Saturday night walking the red carpet with daughter KELLY OSBAOURNE at a Beverly Hills event. Ozzy was even photographed planting a kiss on Sharon's cheek as Kelly watched, beaming with happiness.


LINDSAY LOHAN GAINING WEIGHT IN REHAB: LINDSAY LOHAN is supposedly porking out in rehab. Sources say that ever since doctors took away her Adderall last week, she can’t stop eating, causing her to gain … wait for it …five pounds!

Sources say Linds has been “extremely emotional this past week and finding comfort in food.” Adding to the problem, insiders say the food at Betty Ford is “really, really good,” explaining, “meals are elaborate affairs, featuring lots of delicious desserts. Lindsay just can’t say no to the food.”

R.I.P.: Singer/songwriter Alan O'Day lost his battle with cancer on Friday. He was 72.


O'Day was best known for his 1977 number one hit "Undercover Angel," and for writing Helen Redd's number one hit "Angel Baby" and the Top 5 hit "Rock and Roll Heaven" for the Righteous Brothers.