Thursday, January 29, 2015

GWYNETH PALTROW GETS HER LADY PARTS STEAMED - WAIT, WHAT?!: It's a major understatement to say that GWYNETH PALTROW overshares. Case in point: In a new blog on her GOOP website, Gwyneth revealed she gets her lady parts steamed at a Korean spa in L.A.

So how do you get your vag steamed? "You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release...not just a steam douche...that balances female hormone levels. If you're in L.A., you have to do it."

Mugwort, by the way, is an herb that can be used medicinally, or to flavor food.  Or, in this case, to steam clams. Hi-Yo! See what I did there? No, you shut up!

TAYLOR SWIFT HAS TRADEMARKED PIECES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE: If you don't think TAYLOR SWIFT is quietly taking over the world, then you're not paying close enough attention, because she now owns little pieces of the English language.

Taylor has trademarked three phrases from her new album "1989" for use on just about any type of product you can imagine: "This Sick Beat", "Party like it's 1989", and "Nice to meet you. Where you been?"

What that  means is no one in the universe can use those phrases on any merchandise that's not OFFICIAL Taylor Swift Merchandise

JOHNNY DEPP ATTACKED BY A CHUPACABRA - WAIT, WHAT?!: JOHNNY DEPP was a no-show at a news conference in Japan for his new movie, "Mortdecai," on Tuesday. But he had a very good news for missing it -- he was attacked by the legendary chupacabra. At least that's the reason he gave the media on Wednesday.

Depp was actually absent due to a cold.

CHELSEA HANDLER SHOWS US HER T*TS PICS: CHELSEA HANDLER has unleashed her chesticles for world peace. She's currenlty in Israel, and posted a picture of herself sitting on a camel, topless (Chelsea, not the camel)

"A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side?" she captioned the pic. "I say we try and we can and we will. And, you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim"

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

TAYLOR GOT HACKED: Hackers took over TAYLOR SWIFT's Twitter and Instagram accounts yesterday, and threatened to post nude photos of her. Both accounts were quickly recovered and the offending posts were deleted.

After Tay got control of her accounts back, she first made a funny ...

She then dismissed the hackers claims, saying there aren't any nude photos of her to post anyway ...

The hackers did, however, post some of Taylor's supposed text conversations -- including one with NICK JONAS -- but nothing scandalous.

JOHN MAYER TO GUEST HOST 'LATE LATE SHOW' - TO WELCOME ED SHEERAN AS GUEST: JOHN MAYER will be stepping in as a host on CBS' The Late Late Show next month, and he has some interesting guests lined up, including a guy who's BFFs with -- awkward! -- a woman he allegedly once dated.

John will be behind the desk recently vacated by Craig Ferguson from February 4 through February 6, and on Friday the 6th, two nights before the Grammy Awards, his guest will be ED SHEERAN

But will things be weird between Ed and John? After all, Ed is one of Taylor Swift's best friends, and John not only reportedly dated Taylor, he did her wrong enough to allegedly inspire the song "Dear John" on her album Speak Now.

Taylor, of course, has never admitted that the song is about John, and called him "presumptuous" in Glamour magazine for thinking that it was. But a couple of years ago, John told Rolling Stone that "Dear John" "humiliated" him.

John later released a song called "Paper Doll" that everyone assumed was about Taylor.

Monday, January 26, 2015

SPLITSVILLE: PATRICK DEMPSEY's wife Jillian has filed for divorce after 15 years of marriage. Supposedly, allegedly, Jillian could no longer tolerate Dempsey's diva behavior. The gossip sites say because there was no prenup and he's worth about $40 million, it could get ugly.

Meanwhile, MANDY MOORE and RYAN ADAMS announced they're splitting after almost six years of marriage. Mandy's rep called it an "amicable parting."

Radar Online, however, reports it was Moore who filed, citing irreconcilable differences. They say she's seeking spousal support. The couple do not have any children.

HOLLYWOOD SHOWS US THEIR PICS: "Full House" alumni JOHN STAMOS, BOB SAGET, LORI LOUGHLIN, CANDANCE CAMERON BURE, and JODI SWEETIN reunited for the birthday party of the show's creator, Jeff Franklin. The Olsen Twins were obviously busy.

2. LINDSAY LOHAN'S waist is really small in this shot. Maybe she hasn't been able to eat for a month because of that virus she picked up in French Polynesia. The Internet, however, has pretty much decided it's Photoshop ...

3. BROOKE SHIELDS shared this scary pic from the dentist's chair ...

Friday, January 23, 2015

BYNES WON'T BE CHARGED FOR DUI, BUT NOT IN THE CLEAR YET: AMANDA BYNES will not face charges in connection with an arrest last September on suspicion of driving under the influence. But she can't put the incident behind her just yet.

The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office tells E! News that while it has declined to press charges, the case is being forwarded to Los Angeles prosecutors as a potential violation of her probation.

Bynes, who's on probation for a 2012 DUI arrest, was arrested in Los Angeles last September for allegedly driving under the influence of a drug. The following month, she was placed on a psychiatric hold; she was released from the hospital a few weeks later.

JAIL TIME FOR LINDSAY?: LINDSAY LOHAN failed, for a second time, to complete her court-mandated community service and sources tell TMZ it could mean jail time.

Lohan was slapped with 240 hours of community service after she rear-ended an 18-wheeler back in 2012 -- while she was legally barred from driving because of prior run-ins with the law.

The site says Linds was supposed to have finished the hours on November 6, 2014, but at a hearing on that date, Lohan's attorney Shawn Holley said her client only completed half of them.

According to TMZ, Holley will blame the incomplete hours in part on Lilo contracting a mosquito-borne virus. The problem with that excuse is that Lohan caught the virus while vacationing in Bora Bora over the holidays -- when she could have been working off her debt to society.

WATCH WILL FERREL NAIL A CHEERLEADER IN THE HEAD WITH A BASKETBALL: Video of WILL FERRELL hitting a cheerleader in the head with a basketball during Wednesday night's game between the Lakers and the Pelicans in New Orleans went viral yesterday.

The woman he hits is supposed to be a Pelicans cheerleader, but in actuality, she's a stunt woman. Ferrell was filming a scene for an upcoming movie of his.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

RIHANNA - IS LEO DECAPRIO HITTIN DAT?! (NO PUN INTENDED): We don't know for sure if LEONARDO DICAPRIO and RIHANNA are making sweet love, but In Touch magazine claims it's getting serious.

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How serious? Their sources say RiRi is bringing Leo home to Barbados to meet her family -- something she doesn't do with a guy unless "she really likes him." And how could she not 'really like him', he's so dreamy.

LINDSAY LOHAN HOSPITALIZED - WILL SHE DIE?!: LINDSAY LOHAN was hospitalized this week due to the lingering effects of a virus she picked up in French Polynesia last month.

TMZ reports that after contracting the illness on vacation in Bora Bora, Lohan made a pit-stop in Los Angeles to film a possible Super Bowl commercial for esurance before flying to London, where she was hospitalized because she was reportedly so ill she couldn't walk.

Lohan has since been released from the hospital because her fever broke. The virus is incurable but treatable, and as far as we know, she will not die.

MAZEL TOV!: ZOOEY DESCHANEL is now engaged to the guy whose baby she's having. Deschanel, 34, and Jacob Pechenik, 42, have been dating since last year.

This will be Zooey's second time down the aisle. She was previously married to Death Cab for Cutie lead singer Ben Gibbard before splitting in 2012.

LADY GAGA SHOWS US HER PICS: LADY GAGA shared a no-makeup selfie ...

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