Wednesday, July 23, 2014

JAY Z/BEYONCÉ MARRIAGE REPORTEDLY COMING TO AN END: The JAY Z and BEYONCÉ divorce rumors just wont' die. The latest has them splitting up after their On the Run tour ends later this summer.

One website laid the whole thing out like this ... "They are separating this year, with the divorce to follow in about six months. It will be very clean and very fast. In fact, the parties involved are describing the timeline as "Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes fast.

The New York Post says that Jay has gone so far as to hire a marriage counselor to go on the road with them, but that they aren't wearing their rings at this point.

Meanwhile, Jay and Bey looked like a happy family Sunday in New Orleans, posing with her mom and her sister, Solange after dinner.

Bey also posted a cute photo on Instagram of her and Jay holding Blue Ivy’s hands and swinging her together.

SPLITSVILLE - HOME FOR SALE IS JUST ANOTHER SIGN THICKE AND PATTON AREN’T REUNITING: This can't be a good sign. The Bel Air mansion of ROBIN THICKE and PAULA PATTON is on the market. The couple, who separated in February after nine years of marriage, has listed the 3,158-square foot, three-bedroom home for just under $3 million.

WATCH: A giant penis ended up onstage with Lady Gaga during a recent show in L.A. No, she didn't do a duet with JOHN MAYER. A giant inflatable penis found its way from the crowd onto the stage. Gaga playfully slapped it away ...

2. KATY PERRY posted a clip of herself dressed as a "Killer Pizza" ...

DEMI LOVATO SHOWS US HER TWEETS: You know that feeling where you have to pee so bad that you're afraid if you wait any longer you're going to get a UTI? Well, DEMI LOVATO knows that feeling too. Here's what she Tweeted after a gig in L.A. on Monday night ...

Yeah, Demi really cracks herself up.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

DO KIM AND KANYE SPEND $500,000 ON A DECOY FOR THEIR DAUGHTER?!: KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST reportedly spend $500,000 a year on a body double for their daughter North so the real Norrie won't get harassed by the paparazzi.

According to Britain's rarely-reliable Grazia Daily, Kimye held a casting call in L.A. with the goal of finding a baby who looked enough like North to throw off photographers.

After they found "a child who is the spitting image of their daughter," the supposedly paired her with a look-alike nanny. It's not clear how much the nanny is getting paid, or how much work the baby has to do to earn that 500-grand.

Here's the real deal hanging out with her mom and dad on the beach in Mexico. Or is it? We Report, You Decide! (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

Meanwhile ... Kanye was interviewed for the new issue of "GQ", and he said plenty of really deep dumb things to say. Like that Kim is a "dinosaur" and a "fighter jet", because she's really cool and rare, or something like that, and that he's a "blowfish" not a "shark", because he's not a predator, he just wants to defend himself and others.

His exact words were, "You mean to tell me that this girl with this [effing] body and this face is also into style, and she's a nice person, and she has her own money and is family oriented? That's just as cool as a [effing] fighter jet or dinosaur! And just as rarely seen."

BIEBER'S LOUD PARTIES COULD LEAD TO JAIL TIME: We all already know JUSTIN BIEBER is the neighbor from hell, but if he doesn’t shape up he could find himself behind bars.

According to TMZ, cops were sent to Biebz's Beverly Hills condo six times over the weekend for four separate noise complaints Saturday night, and in all instances Bieber agreed to turn down the music, so he was not cited. (The other two incidents involved paparazzi and fans.)

But here’s the kicker, TMZ claims that should cops ever decide to cite Bieber, they’d then be forced to forward the matter to the LA County Probation Department. Justin is currently on two years probation because of the egging incident and the D.A. could consider a citation a violation, which could possibly mean jail time. Oh, if only.

SNAPSHOTS: ZAC EFRON was spotted leaving MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ'S house Sunday with an overnight bag and a skateboard. (PHOTO)

2. LEA MICHELE has a little bit of a belly on her. I wonder when the pregnancy rumors are going to start? (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

ALLEGEDLY, SUPPOSEDLY: If Us magazine is to be believed, CHARLIZE THERON and SEAN PENN are planning a trip down the aisle.

 Us is reporting that aside from filming the movie "The Fast Face," which he is directing and she's starring in, the couple is planning on getting married while in Theron's native South Africa. And get this -- they're also reportedly going to adopt a baby while there.

Word is the 38-year-old Theron, who is a mom to adopted 2-year-old Jackson, "always intended to have another child."

2.  PageSix is reporting SCARLETT JOHANSSON was overheard at a fancy shmancy party at MARTHA STEWART'S Hamptons estate saying she's getting married in about four weeks. Of course, the site doesn't know where exactly the ceremony will go down, but it's expected the two will head to Dauriac's native Paris for the wedding.

Scarlett is engaged to French journalist Romain Dauriac and is expecting their first child.

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN DIDN'T LEAVE HIS CHILDREN ANY MONEY: Before PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN passed away earlier this year, his accountant suggested he set aside some money for his three children. But Philip said no, because he didn't want them to be, quote, "trust fund kids."

Instead, he left his whole estate, which is estimated at $35 MILLION, to his longtime girlfriend and baby mama of all three of his kids, Mimi O'Donnell. Hoffman's accountant said Philip believed she'd "take care of the children."

ARIANA GRANDE SHOWS US HER TWEETS: You'll never guess why ARIANA GRANDE is having trouble sleeping. Two words: FROG SEX!

Monday, July 21, 2014

MAZEL TOV! ADAM LEVINE A MARRIED MAN: ADAM LEVINE is officially off the market. The Maroon 5 singer married his girlfriend of two years, Victoria's Secret model BEHATI PRINSLOO, in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on Saturday night.

Longtime friend JONAH HILL performed the ceremony. Celebrity guests included ROBERT DOWNEY JR. and JASON SEGEL, and a couple of his Maroon 5 band mates. Fellow "Voice" judge and the object of his bromance, BLAKE SHELTON, had prior commitments and couldn't attend.

According to E Online, the reception featured a performance by STEVIE NICKS. The newlyweds are honeymooning in South Africa.

TODAY IN CELEBRITY WARDROBE MISHAPS: LADY GAGA Instagrammed a nip-slip selfie. Gaga is no stranger to whipping her Little Monsters out for the cameras, but it seems like this time it appears to have really been an accident, because she has since deleted it from her page.

But nothing is truly ever deleted once it's on the Internet.Vwa la!

ALLEGEDLY, SUPPOSEDLY - GISELE MAKES TOM BRADY CLEAN TOILETS?!: They may look like the perfect couple when they present themselves to the world, but behind closed doors it's not all unicorns and rainbows for TOM BRADY and GISELE BUNDCHEN.

Star magazine claims Gisele is so controlling she makes Tom get up at 6 a.m. and do chores like cleaning toilets and scrubbing floors while she sleeps in. Even though I totally believe Gisele is controlling and a bit of a ball-buster,I'm pretty sure NEITHER of them is cleaning toilets in that house. And why should they? If I had their kind of money not only would I never clean a toilet again, I'd hire my own personal wipers!

Sources tell the tab that Gisele "throws an insane temper tantrum when things don’t go her way" so Tom has always just done whatever she wanted "to keep the peace," but recently sacked up, and "instead of doing what she wanted, he just took the kids and left the house. Gisele was shocked."

Adds the insider, “She rules Tom’s life… nobody would be surprised if he threw in the towel soon.”

KENDRA'S MARITAL ISSUES TO BE ON TV: We all know that good reality TV comes with a heavy dose of drama, and the next season of “Kendra on Top” will not disappoint. According to E! Online, the cameras have been following KENDRA WILKINSON and Hank Baskett throughout the current drama that is their marriage and all of that will be highlighted on season three.

A source said, “Production had already been filming Kendra before the scandal broke, so you're really going to see her reaction to everything from the ground up. Nothing about it is inauthentic. The cameras have been there through it all. It's been devastating."

In case you’ve missed it, Hank reportedly cheated on Kendra with a transgender model. Since then, Kendra put Hank out of their house, and she’s been spotted without her wedding ring several times. The two are currently in counseling.

R.I.P - JAMES GARNER: JAMES GARNER died of natural causes at his home in California on Saturday night. He was 86. Garner starred in "The Rockford Files" in the '70s, and in the old "Maverick" TV series back in the '50s. He was also in more than 50 movies, but you kids probably know him best as the older version of Ryan Gosling in "The Notebook"

Friday, July 18, 2014

WATCH VIDEO OF TIM MCGRAW SLAPPING FEMALE FAN: A touchy fan got smacked by TIM MCGRAW after she grabbed him during a recent show in Atlanta.

Tim was performing one of his songs and mixing it up with the crowd when a woman suddenly swatted the area close to his junk. She may have grazed him or something because he appears to start yelling at her, although you can't hear what he says.

He turns away, and then she grabs one of the holes in his jeans and rips them even more. That's when he brushes her hand back and then smacks her around the head area.

It didn't take long for Tim's reps to go into spin mode. They told TMZ, quote, "Tim was singing out in the audience and someone firmly grabbed onto his leg and wouldn't let go as he was moving through the crowd. He instinctively swatted to try to keep them from ripping his jeans (which they succeeded at doing), and so he could get to more fans who could slap hands with him before the end of the show.

"He didn't know who had grabbed him and was trying to keep his pants from being torn."

ARE PAMELA ANDERSON AND HUSBAND CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING AGAIN?!: PAM ANDERSON and Rick Salomon were clearly not acting like a couple on the verge of divorce the other day. TMZ reports that the two were spotted making out like teenagers in Malibu on Wednesday.

Pam announced last week she and Rick were dunzo, citing "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for ending the marriage.

SUPPOSEDLY, ALLEGEDLY: The New York Post claims GWYNETH PALTROW was spotted on a date with "a hot young guy" in New York City the other day. Their eyewitness said he had "dirty blonde hair" and "looked like he was in his 30s.” He or she also believed “they may have been holding hands.”

2. The"National Enquirer alleges "notorious womanizer" MATT LAUER was cheating on his wife when he was photographed on a boat earlier this month with a "smoking hot blonde." Matt and his guest supposedly started "acting suspicious" after they noticed the paparazzo snapping their picture.

“If they didn’t have anything to hide, then why did the girl duck and try to cover her head to avoid being photographed?” asked the eyewitness to no one in particular, then added that Lauer "couldn’t get her off the boat fast enough!

LADY GAGA’S DISGRUNTLED FORMER ASSISTANT SIGNS BOOK DEAL: Are all the secrets of LADY GAGA are about to be exposed? It sounds like we may soon be reading a lot of dirt about Gaga because her former personal assistant, Jennifer O’Neill, just landed a one million dollar book deal.

O’Neill left Gaga’s employ three years ago, and immediately sued her for unpaid overtime work. She claimed Gaga never compensated her for more than 7,000 hours to the tune of nearly $400,000. They settled out of court to undisclosed terms.

There’s no word on what exactly will be in the tell-all, but during O’Neill’s court battle with Gaga O’Neill alleged she was forced to share the bed with Gaga, who was afraid to sleep alone, and that part of her job required a daily dispensing of Gaga’s “medicine.”

TODAY IN CELEBRITY SELFIES: LINDSAY LOHAN posted a pic of herself on Instagram, wearing a bikini, and making a weird duck-lips / kissy face. It isn't her best look, but if you’re into cleavage, you probably won't mind it.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

WATCH VIDEO OF A 'HAMMERED' CHARLIE SHEEN AT TACO BELL: It's been a while since CHARLIE SHEEN has done anything crazy. Well, the drought is over. Ladies and Gentlemen ... Heeeee's BAAAACK!!

Check out footage taken last week of CHARLIE SHEEN at a Taco Bell drive-thru, walking up to a couple's car, and talking to them through their window.

And just in case there was any confusion about whether or not he was drunk, he cleared that up by telling them -- and I quote -- "Sorry I'm so [effing] HAMMERED." His rep noted that Charlie was not driving. He had a chauffeur.

ROMANCE REPORT - JLO AND MAKS NOT DATING ... MAYBE: It’s one thing to date a supermodel or a TV co-star, but you truly step into the big leagues when you step to JENNIFER LOPEZ. "Dancing Wit the Stars" pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy found this out the hard way when he started hanging out with Jenny From the Block last month.

And hanging out is all they're doing. In a chat with New York's Daily News, Maks insists they aren't hooking up. "Look, we’re friends and…we’re friends. This is it," he says. "This is where it ends -- pretty much.“ He didn't elaborate on that last part, but it sounds like he's leaving the door open just a crack, dontchathink?

THE ROCK SHOWS US HIS PICS: THE ROCK posted a hilarious old photo of himself for "Throwback Thursday," where he's rockin' a black turtleneck and chain combo . . . along with jeans and a FANNY PACK. He captioned it, quote, "[The] fanny pack and lean take it to a whole other level . . . #90sRock #WTF #BuffLesbian."

TODAY IN CELEBRITY TATTS: SELENA GOMEZ has a new tattoo on the upper right side of her back. Her tattoo artist shared a photo on Instagram . . . and said that it's an Arabic translation of the phrase "Love Yourself First." It's unclear why it's in Arabic.

KIMMY, WHY ALWAYS THE LONG FACE?: Have you ever wondered why KIM KARDASHIAN is never smiling when she takes pictures with KANYE WEST? Well, if Radar Online is to be believed, it’s because she’s trying to be what Kanye wants her to be and expects her to be.

A so-called source said to be close to Kim says she’s morphed into a completely different person since hooking up with West. He's supposedly taken over her life, from demanding that she change her wardrobe, to making her only hang out with his friends.

The insider added, “He constantly scrutinizes Kim, and she’s constantly walking on eggshells around him. And even though it seems like she has it all – a great husband, baby, etc. – there’s no light in her eyes [anymore]."

As dubious a source as Radar is to me, Kim really doesn’t look happy anymore. What say you?