CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS: CHARLIE SHEEN was rushed to the hospital yesterday late morning with severe abdominal pains. Of course, everyone immediatley thought 'overdose' ... well, except for me. I thought for sure he'd been crushed to death under a pile of porn stars. But I digress ... TMZ, however, claims he suffered a hernia, not an overdose. ??? What did he snort too hard???
Charlie was reportedly in the middle of a marathon bender with five women - including two porn stars - before he ended up in an ambulance at 7 a.m. During his 36-hour "party," he allegedly had a briefcase full of cocaine delivered to his home and was smoking the drug non-stop, while watching and critiquing porn with a porn star prior to the 911 call.
As for the hernia, TMZ claims Charlie's had it for years. It's what's known as a hiatal hernia. That's a condition that affects the upper part of the stomach and the esophagus. It causes acid reflux, and can also produce symptoms in the chest similar to those of a heart attack.
A friend of his told the TV show "Extra" he aggravated it by ... wait for it .. LAUGHING TOO HARD while watching a TV show.
As far as we know, he's okay now. ... His parents were with him yesterday, as was ex-wife DENISE RICHARDS. Charlie's other ex-wife, BROOKE MUELLER, did NOT go. She told reporters, quote, "I'm not going to the hospital, Charlie's doing good.
ANOTHER KENDRA SEX TAPE SURFACES: Less than a year after "Kendra Exposed" became a huge success, a new KENDRA video - this one featuring Kendra with with a high school friend named Taryn - is being shopped around. An insider tells Radar Online, "It's a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination."
Like the previous tape, this one was shot by her ex-boyfriend. There's no word when this one will come out or if Kendra will try to block it like she did the last one. Like most celebrities,though, Kendra ended up signing a deal to let them release that first sex tape and has since made millions off of it.
"WORST CELEB INFLUENCE": The category is "Worst Celebrity Influence." And the winner is ... the bong-smoking MILEY CYRUS! At least according to the tweens who voted in the AOL poll.
Miley took 58-percent of the vote, beating out the rehabbing LINDSAY LOHAN, accused baby-daddy assaulter and MTV "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood, and the currently rehabbing troubled Disney star DEMI LOVATO. It's a repeat for Miley, by the way. She received the dis-honorable title last year, too.
KATE HUDSON IN DENIAL: KATE HUDSON is denying rumors she's engaged to her baby daddy. She tells People.com, "I don't like putting that sort of pressure on it, and I don't feel it necessary to get married." She also doesn't know what she's having, but, quote, "It feels like a girl."
In Other Baby News ... 1.) ARE ENRIQUE IGLESIAS and ANNA KOURNIKOVA EXPECTING? The website X17Online seems to think so. They're reporting the long-term couple announced the news to a small group of friends recently. No confirmation or denial from either of their reps yet.
2.) "Top Chef" host PADMA LAKSHMI is squaring off against her ex over their 11-month-old daughter. According to the New York Post the baby daddy filed a suit in Manhattan Supreme Court asking for custody of Krishna, because Padma allegedly won't give him more time with her.
ROMANCE REPORT: SCARLETT JOHANSSON and DREW BARRYMORE'S ex, JUSTIN LONG, were seen checking out a concert Wednesday night in L.A. Sources described them to People as being "flirty."
WHO'S THE BIGGEST LOSER??? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE: Which Reality TV personality is hooked up with the biggest NFL loser? The nominees are former "Hill" cast member KRISTIN CAVALLARI, KENDRA WILKINSON, AND JESSICA SIMPSON
Kristin had the bad fortune to fall in love with Bears QB JAY CUTLER, who last weekend shocked football fans every where when he came out of the championship game with a mysterious injury he doesn’t even remember getting. An injury many in the sports world say 31 other quarterbacks would’ve played through - especially with the Superbowl on the line.
Then there’s Kendra. Her husband, HANK BASKETT, has been traded 5 times in 5 years, and is best known for not coming up with a crucial onside kick in last year’s Superbowl while playing for the Colts. It’s unlikely he’ll still be in the NFL next season.
And finally, there's Jessica Simpson. Simpson is engaged to be married to ERIC JOHNSON, a former tight end who hasn’t worked a day since being cut by New Orleans in 2008 and who's referred to by "friends" and "sources" as a 'Gold digger'.
So who's hooked up with the biggest loser? We report, you decide.