MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

LINDSAY LOHAN vs BETTY WHITE!!! WHO YOU GOT???: BETTY WHITE blasted LINDSAY LOHAN in a British tabloid over the weekend, and according to TMZ, Lohan is telling friends the Golden Girl has no right to judge her.

Here's what the 89-year-old told the Daily Mail: "I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example. They party too much, don't learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful."

No response yet from Charlie, but here's what Lindsay had to say ... "Wow. I've always been a fan of hers. It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman."

Meanwhile ... the new issue of Star Magazine is taking some shots at Lindsay as well. It's running a feature called "What's Wrong with Lindsay's Face?" It's accompanied by a photo of her taken March 28th and a caption that reads, "Years of late-night partying and drugs have caught up with her."  A plastic surgeon is quoted as saying Linds "looks 44, not 24." 

I'm not sure which picture of Lindsay they're referring to as I haven't skimmed the new issue yet, but here's a pic of her taken March 31st at the "Source Code" movie premiere in NYC. We Report, You Decide ...

BREAKING NEWS!!! LADY GAGA WEARS PANTS!!!: Check out this picture of LADY GAGA photographed over the weekend wearing a red leather vest, cowboy boots and jeans -- a far cry from her regular outlandish outfits, most of which don't include pants ...

WHO DAT???: This South African grew up to become an Academy Award winning actress ...

Scoll down for the answer.

BABY NEWS: NICOLE RICHIE wants the world to know she is NOT pregnant and she wishes we’d all pipe down and stop suggesting it.

In a statement to E! Online, Nicole referred to this recent picture and the speculating it inspired ...

"Contrary to recent speculation," she wrote, "I am not pregnant. To publicly point out a change in anyones body is mean-spirited and cruel. People's bodies change and change again. This is not newsworthy and is a waste of valuable media space that should be used for more important issues."

2.) Former Sopranos star DREA De MATTEO and her fiance, musician Shooter Jennings, welcomed their second child, Waylon Albert 'Blackjack' Jennings.

WHO DAT??? Did you guess the South African who grew up to become an Academy Award winning actress is CHARLIZE THERON???!!! ...

QUOTE/UNQUOTE:"I know that ghosts exist because I've seen one." -- NEVE CAMPBELL to Showbiz Spy.

She adds, “A few years ago I moved into a house in Laurel Canyon, Los Angeles, with some friends. It turned out that it was inhabited by the ghost of a woman who had been murdered there in 1991. Doors would repeatedly slam, windows would open and ashtrays would fly off dressers."

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