MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

LINDSAY STARTS HOME DETENTION: The party's over for LINDSAY LOHAN. As of yesterday, Lindsay is officially under house arrest.

Lindsay surrendered herself to the Lynwood Correctional Facility yesterday morning, was fitted with an ankle bracelet, and sent packing in less than an hour. And now for the next 30 days, Lindsay will be - as the Sheriff's Department spokesman put it - "confined to the interior premises of her home at all times." Her Venice Beach town home, at that. Isn't being a celebrity grand!!!

The bracelet, by the way, does NOT test for drugs or alcohol. It just keeps tabs on her whereabouts. And as this photo courtesy of TMZ shows, Lindsay is already enjoying her time in confinement ...

MARIAH OFF THE HOOK FOR DRINKING WHILE BREAST-FEEDING: MARIAH CAREY got a visit from the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services yesterday. They showed up to interviewed the new mom after an anonymous tipster called to complain that Mariah drank a beer while breast-feeding -- an accusation she ADMITTED to!!!

But she said she was just following the advice of a hospital staffer who told her dark beer would help her lactate. According to TMZ, the officials concluded there was no merit to the complaint, told her to have a nice day, and closed the case. Isn't being a celebrity grand!!!

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: CHRIS COLFER, Kurt on "Glee", is finally old enough to drink!

Here's who else will be hitting up Applebees for a birthday Margarita today.

THE SCHWARZENEGGER LOVE CHILD SCANDAL: TMZ continues to keep us up on all the latest scandalous SCHWARZENEGGER details.

Today they're featuring pictures of ARNOLD, MARIA SHRIVER, the housekeeper side action, and the alleged love child at the boy's christening ...

You gotta love how Arnold was able to attend this party with his wife and kids, all the while suspecting the kid was his. Here are the rest of the pics.

ROMANCE REPORT - TONY ROMO WILL MAKE THE BIG MISTAKE THIS WEEKEND: CANDICE CRAWFORD will reportedly make Dallas Cowboys QB TONY ROMO an honest man this weekend.

RadarOnline has it on good authority that the couple will tie the knot tomorrow in Dallas. Romo recently said of his wedding to the sister of "Gossip Girl's" CHACE CRAWFORD,"When you have the right one, you just know."

PERFECT BOD INCLUDES J.LO'S BUTT AND THE FIRST LADY'S ARMS: Interested in building the perfect body, ladies? Here are the celeb parts you'll need, according to a Nutrisystem poll: JENNIFER LOPEZ'S shapely legs and behind ...

MICHELLE OBAMA'S toned arms and JESSICA ALBA'S abs ...

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OPRAH SHOWS US HER TWEETS: Been wondering how OPRAH is spending her days now? Wonder no more ...