MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

CRYSTAL HARRIS SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT - HEF'S LIFESTYLE WAS THE REAL DEAL BREAKER: HUGH HEFNER'S former fiancee, CRYSTAL HARRIS, went on RYAN SEACREST'S L.A. radio show yesterday to set the record straight about her break-up with Hef.

The 25-year-old says she called off their wedding -- not over money or a nasty fight -- but because the Playboy founder's lifestyle wasn't her thing ...
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She also insisted the split was "mutual between Hef and I. There was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it."
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As for those rumors about DR. PHIL'S son? Denied ...
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Crystal said, quote, "I'm not seeing someone else. Of course I have friends, I have plenty of friends in the music business, so you know, that's normal."

Crystal then addressed the cover of the July issue of "Playboy", in which she sits (sans undies) in a leather chair with their dog, Charlie, holding a pipe and wearing a captain's hat and the headline “America's Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner" ...

She said, quote, "It's a beautiful cover and it went to print awhile ago, so I hope that people can enjoy it."

LEANN RIMES 'SEX TAPE' IMAGES LEAKED: Earlier this month there were rumors that a sex tape featuring LeAnn Rimes and her ex-husband existed. LeAnn denied ever making sex tape, and it appears she's telling the truth.

Yesterday screen grabs turned up on the web, reportedly taken from the tape, and guess what? They're not that sexy. And there's no sex.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: EDDIE CIBRIAN, the man LeAnn Rime’s gets all smoove up with, celebrates a birthday today. Peep the list here.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA SHOWS US HER TWEETS: CHRISTINA AGUILERA seemed very excited to let us know about her big "W" magazine cover ...

“Pick up my FIRST W COVER- out on the 21st! This shoot was a blast and shows me in a different light. Go & grab it,” she tweeted.

Boy, I'll say it shows her in a different light. More like a flattering light. Here's how she looked on "The Voice" the other night ...

REESE WITHERSPOON'S ASS BOTHERS NEIGHBORS: According to Us Weekly, REESE WITHERSPOON’S pet donkeys are driving her Southern California neighbors crazy.

A local tells the tab her miniature pet donkeys, Honky and Tonky, hee-haw so loudly, quote, “that a few residents have sent her a letter." The source says they don’t want her to move, they just want her to find a way to get the donkeys to zip it.

Reese, by the way, also has two pigs, three goats, 20 chickens, one horse, and three dogs on her Ojai, California farm.