BREAKING NEWS - LINDSAY CHECK IN AND OUT OF JAIL IN HOURS FLAT: LINDSAY LOHAN checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA , last night just before 9pm to begin serving her 30-day jail sentence. She was processed and released back into the wild by 1:30a.m, a mere 4 and half hours later.
KATCHING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS - KIM IN MINNESOTA TO TALK THINGS OUT WITH KRIS: KIM KARDASHIAN is reportedly "conflicted" over filing for divorce from KRIS HUMPHRIES and jetted to Minnesota early yesterday morning "to talk things through with him face-to-face."
Sources tell TMZ that Kim does *not* want to fix the marriage. They say, quote, "Kris and Kim will be meeting with the pastor who married them to talk about the marriage, the divorce, and their feelings. Kim wants to make sure she and Kris have closure and talk everything out." The gossip blog says no reality show cameras will be involved. Anyone else feel the only thing Kim wants to make sure of is that the bad publicity and fall out stop? I figure she figures if she does this it'll look like she did try but in the end that little pow-wow convinced her that she made the right decision.
UPDATE ... Kim has returned to her home in Los Angeles looking drained and tired following her weekend meeting with Kris and a pastor. Story developing.
WATCH: 'SNL' did a pretty funny Kardashian parody this past Saturday night. Peep the parody here.
IF KIM WANTS TO KEEP THE RING SHE'LL HAVE TO PAY KRIS FOR IT: There's been so much talk about whether or not Kim should keep the 2 million dollar engagement ring Kris gave her, and according to TMZ, she's more than welcome to ... if she pays him back for it.
Word is Kim loved it so much she put a clause in the prenup saying that if they ever were to split, she gets to buy it from him. That ring reportedly cost Kris around $2 million.
DID LINDSAY LOHAN CRASH LEONARDO DiCAPRIO'S PARTY OR WAS SHE INVITED???: LINDSAY LOHAN evidently still believes she's an A-List celebrity. Listen to this: Linds reportedly pushed her way through security Thursday night at a party for LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S new movie "J. Edgar", then proceeded to make everyone uncomfortable.
A source says Lindsay showed up fresh from her "Playboy" shoot and made scene at the door claiming she was invited, name-checking all the big stars inside and saying, quote, "I have to go and see Leo." The source adds, quote, "Eventually they let her in, but she made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends.
Lindsay's rep says, quote, "She did not crash, she was invited by a guest who attended the event. She was never asked to leave."
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR MONDAY NOVEMBER 7 INCLUDES DAVID GUETTA AND 'PETER BRADY'
BABY POOP - BEYONCE IS HAVING A GIRL: Did KELLY ROWLAND inadvertently revealed the other night that BEYONCÉ'S baby is going to be a girl?
Kelly was speaking to "Us Weekly" at some award show in London late last week, when they asked her what gift she's getting Bey for the baby shower, and in her reply, Kelly kept referring to the baby as "she" and "her". Neither JAY-Z nor Beyonce have announced their baby's sex themselves yet.
COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP – IS CHRIS MARTIN THE REASON MADONNA AND GWYNETH PALTROW ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS???!!!: MADONNA isn’t friends with GWYNETH PALTROW anymore and she doesn’t have anyone to blame but herself because, according to the “Star” tabloid, she made a play for Paltrow’s husband CHRIS MARTIN.
The Star’s source says, quote, "Madonna got a little too flirty with Chris, and the tension spilled over to her relationship with Gwyneth.” Consequently, adds the source, “When Gwyneth’s relationship with Madonna soured, so did [Madonna’s friendship with] everyone else. [Gwyneth] got her friends in their circle to dump her too."
Other friends who have supposedly turned their backs on Madonna include Beyoncé and Jay-Z, Kate Hudson, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.
SHOWBIZ PHOTO LINKS: JENNIFER LOPEZ was snapped leaving her apartment in New York yesterday followed closely by this mystery hooded male ... ICE-T'S wife COCO unleashed her massive curves on Miami Beach over the weekend in this tiny animal print bikini ... Check out the skin-tight outfit CYNDI LAUPER poured herself into for a gig in L.A. last night.
JESSICA SIMPSON SHOWS US HER TWEETS: JESSICA SIMPSON hit up Twitter over the weekend to let us all know that because she's pregnant, she passes gas 15 times more than the average person.
Jessica retweeted a post from OMGFacts that stated: “The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!” Then added, "The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”
BABY POOP - BIEBER WILL SUBMIT TO DNA TEST THEN SUE ACCUSOR: Someone alert MAURY POVICH! JUSTIN BIEBER has changed his mind and plans to take a DNA test to prove he's not the father of Mariah Yeater's baby.
According to TMZ, Justin -- who's in Europe -- will take the test in two weeks when he returns to the U.S. And once he proves he is not the father, he's going to sue Yeater to send a message: make false accusations against the Bieb and there WILL be consequences.
Meanwhile … more details have emerged about Yeater. Turns out the 20-year-old also accused her ex-boyfriend and another guy of being the father of her baby. That ex-boyfriend tells the New York Post, "I know it's not Justin Bieber... She just wants money. It's a scam."
NO VERDICT YET IN CONRAD MURRAY TRIAL: Jurors in the Dr. Conrad Murray trial did not reach a verdict Friday. Deliberations continue this morning. Dr. Murray faces up to four years in prison and the loss of his medical license if convicted of involuntary manslaughter.
SPLITSVILLE - VIVICA A. FOX'S ENGAGEMENT OFF: Check it out, fellas, VIVICA A. FOX is back on the market. The 47-year-old's fiancé, Atlanta Club promoter Omar "Slim" White, tells the gossip site TooFab that he called off their engagement, saying "It's just one of those situations where in life people outgrow each other."
ROMANCE REPORT - MAZEL TOV RICKY MARTIN!!!: RICKY MARTIN was given Spanish citizenship over the weekend so that he could marry the man who is helping him raise his twin three-year-old sons. According to the country's government, Martin was granted a letter of naturalization due to his personal and professional links with Spain.
R.I.P.: TV commentator ANDY ROONEY died Friday at age 92. After more than three decades, Rooney made his final 60 Minutes appearance on October 2nd, 2011. He underwent minor surgery last month,and according to reports, died of complications from that surgery.