Wednesday, November 16, 2011

SPLITSVILLE - HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND JACK WAGNER: Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner won't be making it to the altar. Her rep tells Us Weekly that the two "are no longer engaged", and that's all we know at this point. Jack and Heather started dating in 2007 and announced their engagement this past August.

Perhaps they decided they're better off as friends. Or maybe they discovered they're not actually in love. No, wait! I know. They woke up, looked at each other, and realized it's no longer 1985!

'DANCING' UPDATE - SO LONG SOLO: Soccer star HOPE SOLO was eliminated on last night's 'Dancing With the Stars'. In leaving, Hope said, "Instead of trying to win a mirrorball trophy, I'm going to try to win a gold medal this."

Despite the brave face she put on, E! Online reports she was "positively distraught" backstage after the show. E! says she was so upset she was only able to hold it together for one interview before breaking down and leaving the room in tears. Her elimination leaves J.R. MARTINEZ, RICKI LAKE and ROB KARDASHIAN in the Final Three.

INTERNATIONAL COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - JENNIFER ANISTON MEETS WITH BOYFRIEND'S EX: JENNIFER ANISTON reportedly met with her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend because she was upset by earlier reports which labeled her a "home wrecker." Word was Justin Theroux's was still living with Heidi Bivens when he hooked up with Jennifer on the set of the movie "Wanderlust".

The Italian gossip magazine "Grazia" reports that Jen and Heidi, a costume designer who dated Justin for 14 years, met for a drink at the Mercer Hotel in New York, and Jen assured her that she and Justin didn't get together until AFTER they had broken up. "Jen told Heidi that..she would never steal another woman's man," claims a source.

JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY REUNITE: JENNIFER LOPEZ and MARC ANTHONY were together in Puerto Rico last week, but NOT for romantic reasons.

If you recall, they're doing a Latin talent competition show which they set when they were still married and now they're stuck working together. A source told TMZ they "seemed like they were having fun together."


SNAPSHOT - BRITNEY SPEARS IN A BIKINI: BRITNEY SPEARS takes a break from her world tour by doing some yachting in Rio. Ah, the life of  The Beautiful People. *Sigh*

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - KIM KARDASHIAN'S BUTT IS FAKE!!!: Even though KIM KARDASHIAN had X-rays taken this summer to prove she's implant free, the not-always-reliabe "National Enquirer" claims her butt is fake.

A source says, quote, "She uses booty pads, Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it's not the same. Kris knows what the real thing looks like because he's recorded it on his cell phone camera."

The "Enquirer" even suggests that this controversy is what prompted Kim to cut her Australian business trip short and fly to Minnesota to meet with Kris face-to-face!!!

Continues the source, quote, "Kim is all about creating illusion. Having Kris spill the beans about how she really maintains her world-famous butt would be devastating to her."

KIM'S KWOTES COME BACK TO HAUNT HER: Just weeks before she filed for divorce, KIM KARDASHIAN sat down for an interview with "Marie Claire" magazine. And judging by the interview, you'd never know there was trouble in paradise. In fact, some of what she said is high-larious now, in light of the events you may have heard a thing or two about.

Addressing the fact that she and KRIS HUMPHRIES got married less than a year after they met she said, quote, "We felt like, 'Why wait?' It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you." She added, quote, "I feel like where we're at right now is the best time in my life."

Wait, there’s more! As you may or may not know, this is Kim's SECOND brief marriage. (--She married music producer Damon Thomas in 2000, when she was 19.)

She told the magazine she didn't know herself at the time, but "learned so much" from the relationship. Quote: "It definitely taught me what being a wife is all about. I think it means taking care of each other's needs and being there for someone unconditionally." Yes, she REALLY said that.

MORE KARDASHIAN KRAZYNESS - GROUP WANTS KARDASHIAN KLAN KANNED: Tricia isn’t the only one boycotting the Kardashians. Several groups are taking it one step further. They’re calling for the Kardashians to be removed from TV.

In a statement, petition organizer Cyndy Snider says, "In a grassroots effort, we have collected [thousands of] signatures for a petition asking E! Entertainment to remove the Kardashian suite of shows from their programming. We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption."

Click HERE if you want to sign the petition yourself.

CELEBRITY GOOD DEEDS - PARIS BUYS A DOG FILET MIGNON/BRADLEY COOPER BUYS COATS FOR THE HOMELESS: PARIS HILTON is in Bali doing some kind of work with orphans, it’s not clear what exactly, and the other day while she was dining on the beach, she ran into a, quote, "starving stray dog."

She felt so bad for the dog, she bought it a meal: an expensive filet mignon!! We know this because Paris tweeted the above pic with the caption, "It made me so sad. So we ordered him a filet mignon. He loved it!"

2. BRADLEY COOPER is currently in his hometown of Philadelphia filming a movie, and, according to the not-always-reliable National Enquirer, he became aware that the cold temperatures were really affecting the homeless people near the set. So he sent his assistant out to buy coats, scarves and other warm clothing for everyone, which he then helped hand out himself.

The tab claims that while he was doing that, one homeless guy mentioned to Bradley how much he liked the jacket Bradley was wearing, which they report was a gift from ROBERT DE NIRO. Even so, Bradley GAVE HIM THE COAT OFF HIS BACK!!!

SNAPSHOT - JLOVE BRINGS SEXY BACK: Sorry, haters, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT looked HAWT at the "Twilight" premiere last night. I love you Jlove!!! Call me!!!

WATCH - BRITNEY SPEARS’ RAUNCHY ‘SWEET DREAMS’ VIDEO: Remember when BRITNEY SPEARS was hot? I mean like smokin’ hot? No? Then watch this video that was created as an interlude for her 2009 Circus tour.

It features Brit-Brit gyrating, bumping, grinding and getting all sorts of hot and bothered to Marilyn Manson’s cover of the Eurythmics’ ‘Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This.)’. I had you at ‘gyrating’ didn’t I?

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