MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

HEATHER LOCKLEAR HOSPITALIZED: HEATHER LOCKLEAR was hospitalized yesterday after her sister called 911 call saying she believed Heather was in danger.

According to TMZ, Heather's sister called 911 at about 2:00 P.M. saying she believed Heather took a dangerous mix of alcohol and prescription medication and was, quote, "afraid Heather was going to harm herself."

A hospital spokesperson told TMZ that Locklear was, quote, "awake and responsive when she arrived" and that she's "responding well to treatment." Word is she'll be released later today.

UPDATE - KRIS JENNER ASSURES US KHLOE IS A KARDASHIAN: KRIS JENNER wants us all to know that KHLOE is indeed the daughter of her late ex-husband ROBERT KARDASHIAN, and that you really shouldn't concern yourself with such crazy talk.

She told ABC News that Khloe not looking like the rest of the Kardashians has always been a "family joke", but that, quote, "I gave birth. I know who the dad was, everything's good. Don't worry about it . . . Get a life."

The claim was made by Robert Kardashian's second and third wives, and published in the "Star" tabloid. Both ladies say Robert told them Khloe wasn't his biological daughter. I can see why some people don't believe she's a Kardashian. I mean, she's not as irritating as Kim and Kourtney, she's more intelligent, and she actually has a sense of humor.

UPDATE - HALLE BERRY NOT ENGAGED???!!!: So is HALLE BERRY engaged? TMZ thinks not. The gossip site says the bling that triggered the rumor is not an engagement ring, and that their sources say as of last week the couple was not engaged.

Halle's alleged fiance, Olivier Martinez, DID give her a ring, but he didn't pop the question.

LINK - BRITNEY SPEARS SHARES HAIR-RAISING PHOTO OF SON JAYDEN JAMES

DID CAMERON DIAZ GET THE GIRLS DONE??? AND WAS IT TO KEEP A-ROD???: When bikini photos of CAMERON DIAZ in Hawaii hit the net last week, all the attention was on her new, shorter 'do. But now The National Enquirer has turned it's attention a bit south and they're wondering if perhaps Cammie has surgically boosted her cup size.

The usual “plastic surgeon who has not treated the star” the tab consulted seems to think so. But around here We Report, You Decide. So here’s a side by side of Cameron. The one on the left was taken in January of 2011. The one on the right, three weeks ago. What say you?

Over the summer, there were rumors that ALEX RODRIGUEZ was bugging Diaz to get breast implants, and when they split up for a while, it was even suggested that was the reason why. Did A-Rod win out? Hmmm. It's was also speculated in April of 2010 that Rodriquez was behind KATE HUDSON'S alleged implants, as well. I’m starting to see a pattern here.

MADONNA CALLS 'BORN THIS WAY' A RIP OFF - BUT IN A NICE WAY: Remember when LADY GAGA released “Born This Way” and people started suggesting it sounded way too similar to MADONNA’S "Express Yourself"?

Well, just when it had all died down, Madge goes and resurrects the whole thing by stating in an interview for "Newsweek" magazine, quote, "[When I first heard 'Born This Way'] I thought, 'What a wonderful way to redo my song.' I mean, I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was . . . interesting."

Meanwhile ... Madonna told “Nightline” last night that just because her last two boyfriends have been 24 years old, that does NOT make her a “Cougar”. COUGAR. It’s merely a coincidence.

Quote, "I didn't choose to, you know, I didn't, like, write down on a piece of paper I'm now going to have a relationship with a younger man. That's just what happened. You see, that's the romantic in me. I just met someone that I cared for, and this happened to be his age."

Asked what she found appealing about a younger man, Madonna wouldn’t elaborate, saying she didn’t “feel comfortable with (the) conversation.”

BEST AND WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAMES OF 2011: The website Baby Center surveyed more than 1,500 moms to compile its lists of the Best and Worst Baby Names of 2011. The top 3 baby names of 2011 were:

#1. Harper Seven - David and Victoria Beckham
#2. Aiden - Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster
#3. Liam James - Craig and Megan Ferguson

Worst baby name honors went to:

#1. Bear Blu - Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Jarecki
#2. Moroccan Scott - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
#3. Agnes Lark - Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany

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