MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE MOST OVEREXPOSED CELEBRITY: This probably won't come as much of a surprise to you, but KIM KARDASHIAN is the Most Overexposed Celebrity, according to the E-Poll market research firm.

And sisters KOURTNEY and KHLOE also made the Top 10 at numbers 8 and 10.

 E-Poll insists, however, overexposure is not necessarily a bad thing -- especially in the Kardashians' case.Quote, "A decade ago being overexposed was the kiss of death. But today it's necessary to fuel reality TV."

After Kim, the rest of the Top 5 was LINDSAY LOHAN, SNOOKI, THE OCTOMOM, and PARIS HILTON (???)

Speaking of Kim ... she posted this picture of herself experimenting with colored contact lenses on Twitter, with the caption: 'What I would look like with light eyes.'

Most everyone, however, was distracted by her very ample cleavage and didn’t notice Kim even had a head, much less eyes.

LINDSAY LOHAN OFF PROBATION: After numerous trips to court, rehab and jail, plus dozens of hours of community service and therapy, LINDSAY LOHAN is in the clear. Almost.

A judge ended Lindsay's five-year probation yesterday, but before she did, Judge Stephanie Sautner gave her some advice. 

"I am not going to give you a lecture," The judge said. "Live your life in a more mature way. Stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work. OK?" Linds responded by saying, "I just wanted to thank you, your Honor, for being fair. It's opened a lot of doors for me."

Lindsay is still on INFORMAL probation until May of 2014 for stealing that necklace from a California jeweler. But she doesn't have to actually DO anything. She just has to stay out of trouble

"The only terms left for you on that case are to obey all laws. Not that hard," Sautner explained. "I know it's kinda hard when people are following you all over the place ... but that's the life you chose."

LINDSAY'S COURT STYLE:  So, yeah, she's off probation ... blah-blah-blah ... let's get to what you really want to know. What did Lindsay wear???!!!

Linds showed up looking more business-like and conservative than ever in a blue Givenchy suit, black platform pumps and a white Céline bag ...

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QUOTE/UNQUOTE - MEGAN FOX WOULDN'T TRADE PLACES WITH AN UGLY GIRL: MEGAN FOX knows she's got it going on. In an interview with French magazine 'Jalouse', Fox opened up about her good looks.

"I cannot complain," she says. "I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl."

BABY POOP: REESE WITHERSPOON hasn't confirmed rumors that she's preggers, but when she wears something clingy like she did yesterday, it sure makes it look like she is. Baby bump or not?

CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP - COURTENEY COX: COURTENEY COX went bare-faced on the set of some movie she's directing ...

SNOOKI SHOWS US HER TWEETS: SNOOKI tweeted her “official” engagement picture yesterday. The photo shows her and fiancé Jionni LaValle, as he holds up her hand to show off the bling …