LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY ARRESTED!!!: LINDSAY LOHAN had gone, like, a whole month without getting arrested, but that all changed early this morning.
TMZ reports Lindsay was cuffed and stuffed around 4 o'clock this morning after getting into a fist fight at a New York City nightclub. Details are still pretty sketchy, but what we do know is that Linds exchanged words with a fellow clubgoer sitting at an adjoining booth, at one point saying something to the effect of "Give me some space."
Sources tell TMZ Lindsay left the club before cops got there, but that the car she was a passenger in was intercepted and the arrest was made.
She's been charged with third degree misdemeanor assault.
This could spell even more trouble for Lindsay. She's already knee deep for allegedly lying about that car crash in California. This arrest could trigger yet another violation of her probation. As of right now, she's still in police custody.
COVER SHOT: It looks like Us Weekly is going all in with their claim that JESSICA SIMPSON is pregnant with an oops baby. Jessica's rep says, quote, "I'm not going to comment on this speculation."
SNAPSHOT - MARIAH CAREY CLEAVAGE CHRISTMAS: MARIAH CAREY performed a song called "Christmas Time Is in the Air Again" last night on NBC's "Christmas in Rockefeller Center" special, and gave us all the gift of cleavage. God Bless Us, everyone! (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
KIM KARDASHIAN 'HANDCUFFED' TO KRIS HUMPHRIES - KANYE DEPOSED: KANYE WEST was in court yesterday to be deposed in KIM KARDASHIAN'S divorce case.
Meanwhile, Kim's attorney accused KRIS HUMPHRIES and his legal team of prolonging the agony, saying Kim was "handcuffed to Mr. Humphries" and only wanted "to dissolve her marriage so she can move on with her life."
Kris' attorneys want Kim to agree to an annulment and admit the marriage was a fraud, which Kim won't do. The judge said he'll set a trial date during a hearing on February 15th. Yes, the day after Valentines Day.
ROMANCE REPORT - DEMI MOORE'S NEW BOY TOY: Rawr! 50-year-old DEMI MOORE is up to her cougar ways again, reportedly dating a man almost half her age. According to the New York Post’s Page Six, he's 26-year-old art dealer Vito Schnabel.
Demi and Vito reportedly met at a party in India earlier this month. A source says, quote, "They were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests."
Word is Vito previously shared his down there parts with ELLE MACPHERSON and LIV TYLER. Although not at the same time. I'm assuming.
QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I feel like my [fat] is sticking out so bad right now. I almost always wear [Spanx], but not tonight, and I feel it pushing out, making me look fat." -- KATY PERRY, to Us magazine last night at a UNICEF event.
Here's how fat Katy looked last night. Ewwww, huh? This just goes to show you, NO WOMAN is EVER satisfied with how she looks.
UPDATE - 'HALF MAN' ANGUS T. JONES TO STAY ON SHOW: According to sources, Angus T. Jones will finish his 10th season on "Two and Half Men" but likely won't return next season. Jones, who recently became religious, called the show "filth" and told viewers not to watch the show in a YouTube video, but later apologized for his remarks.
If his verbal thrashing of the show does end up costing him his reported 300,000 dollar an episode paycheck, he could always go work on his former co-star CHARLIE SHEEN'S new FX show "Anger Management". Sheen told ABCNews.com, "[Angus] is welcome at the Goodson Anger Management home anytime."
SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION 'PSYCH' ACTOR DULE HILL: Psych actor Dulé Hill has separated from his wife. The couple of eight years cited irreconcilable differences.
UPDATE - GWEN STEFANI'S HUSBAND DIDN'T GET HANDSY WITH HIS NANNY; IT WAS HIS SISTER!: Remember that photo of GAVIN ROSSDALE hiking with his children and their nanny, and it appeared his hand was dangerously close to her hot, young backside? (PHOTO)
Well, it turns out the nanny might have been his sister, Soraya! HERE'S a photo of Soraya, and HERE'S a photo of the nanny. Did this story just get hella weird? We Report, You Decide!