Why it's taken this long for the pics to hit the World Wide Web of Celebrity Wardrobe Mishaps is beyond me, but the fact that they have is all that matters. Observe: (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
DID TAYLOR SWIFT TRY HOOKING UP WITH BRADLEY COOPER?!: TAYLOR SWIFT was on the prowl at the recent Golden Globe Awards, reportedly asking her friend, JENNIFER LAWRENCE, to ask her "Silver Linings Playbook" co-star BRADLEY COOPER if he would be interested in going out sometime.
That according to RadarOnline, who says sources told them Swift begged Lawrence to set up a date with Cooper. The source says Cooper, quote, “politely declined,” adding, “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor.”
UPDATE - BRITNEY'S DAD DID THE DUMPING: This is how involved BRITNEY SPEARS' dad is with every aspect of her life; according to several internet sources, Jamie Spears is the one who arranged her split with fiance Jason Trawick.
Word is Britney was in no shape to deal with the details of breaking off the engagement, so Jamie and Jason sat down to iron things out. A source says, "They decided how the relationship needed to end and how to go about the technicalities, such as removing Jason from the conservatorship, when he would move out and how to announce the split."
The source adds that Britney isn't really clear that the relationship is over, although she understands that the engagement is off and that Jason has been removed from the conservatorship.
UPDATE - LINDSAY LOHAN'S EX LAWYER PLEADS NOT GUILTY ON HER BEHALF, NEW COURT DATE SET: Even though LINDSAY LOHAN fired Shawn Holley as her attorney and didn't show up in court yesterday morning, she's still not headed to jail.
The judge then set a pre-trial hearing for January 30th and a probation hearing for February 10th. Linds will have to be in court for both of those.
All of this stems from an auto accident in June, in which Lindsay told cops she wasn't behind the wheel. Prosecutors have accused her of lying, which would be a breach of her probation agreement.
MEGAN FOX SPEAKS IN TONGUES, BELIEVES IN LEPRECHAUNS: MEGAN FOX hasn't given us any crazy quotes in a while, but she more than makes up for it in current issue of “Esquire”.
Along with the ore-requisite sexy photo shoot -- designed to distract us from the crazy, I’m sure -- Fox expounds on speaking in tongues, and her belief in leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster.
Meg says she began speaking in tongues around the age of 8, when she attended a Pentecostal church in Tennessee. "It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head -- I'm going to sound like such a lunatic -- and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can't control it." Um, kinda like this interview, Meg?
Fox adds that she believes in aliens, leprechauns, Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster as well. So … yeah. How ‘bout a couple of sexy pics, kids?
HUGH IS JACKED MAN: Check it, ladies; HUGH JACKMAN'S Wolverine body is back! Awaka-waka, yes?
JESSICA SIMPSON TALKS WEIGHT GAIN AND MARRIAGE WITH LENO, TO STAR IN NBC SITCOM: JESSICA SIMPSON went on "The Tonight Show" last night, and naturally, talk turned to how much weight she gained during her first pregnancy and when she plans to make an honest man out of boyfriend Eric Johnson.(PHOTO)
She says she ate everything in sight, and although she wouldn’t give a specific number, admits to gaining more than doctors would recommend. As to when she and Johnson plan to marry, Jess told Jay they’ve tried twice already, but they've had to postpone it both times because of the two pregnancies. But she’s got a plan; this time she says she'll "keep her legs crossed!" (PHOTO)
On another Simpson note … Simpson has confirmed that she's set to star in a sitcom for NBC based on her life.
She tells The Hollywood Reporter, "I am so excited to work with...NBC again, this time on a scripted comedy. I often find myself thinking that no one could ever make up the things that actually happen in my life -- so between the real-life elements and a great team of writers, I think we'll have people laughing!"
NBC is pretty pumped about it, too. In fact, one exec even referred to Jessica as, quote, "a modern-day LUCILLE BALL, with incredible comedic chops." Yes, he went there.