Monday, July 08, 2013

COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP - GEORGE CLOONEY AND STACY KEIBLER OVER: According to the not-always-reliable British press, GEORGE CLOONEY may be on to the next. London's Mirror claims he's split from his girlfriend of two years, STACY KEIBLER.

The report alleges Clooney and Keibler haven't been seen together in months and suggests they've split after they opted to celebrate the Fourth of July thousands of miles apart. “It's not like George and Stacy couldn't find time to get together if they really wanted to,” said a source. And the reason for the supposed split? “It's always the same," claims the same source. "As soon as he feels a woman is getting too close he pulls back.”

KANYE WEST TOPS LIST OF BIGGEST D-BAGS: There's a website that allows people to create a list and have other people vote on it. Well, someone created one called The Biggest D-Bags in Hollywood, and guess who topped the list?

Pat yourself on the back if you answered KANYE WEST. Baby mama KIM KARDASHIAN came in second, and Kim's mom, KRIS JENNER, was voted 5th biggest d-bag in Tinseltown.

CELEBRITY BUTT PICS: HEIDI KLUM got a pretty bad sunburn on her butt. So of course, she posted a close-up of it ...

Meanwhile, KENDRA WILKINSON and a friend went skinny dipping. She too felt compelled to post it online. This, my friends, is exactly why Al Gore invented the Internet.

YOUTUBE ALLOWS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES' BOOB-FILLED VIDEO BECAUSE IT'S EDUCATIONAL: You'd expect JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE's video for "Tunnel Vision," which is filled with naked women writhing around on the floor, to get banned by YouTube censors. After all, they wouldn't allow the explicit version of ROBIN THICKE'S "Blurred Lines"  through because of the gratuitous boobies.

And initially it was pulled, but they've since done an about face because they, quote, "make exceptions when [nudity or sexual content] is presented in an educational, documentary or artistic context."

I've watched this video several times -- for education purposes, of course --  and I still fail to see how, exactly, the wall to wall nipples in JT's video are any more "educational, documentary or artistic" than the boobies that litter Robin Thicke's banned "Blurred Lines" video. Am I missing something?

MARIAH CAREY NAMED HER PUPPIES WHAT?!: And you thought Moroccan and Monroe were weird baby names. That’s nothing compared to what Mimi named her puppies …
Here's an Instagramed photo "Introducing... The Good Reverend Pow Jackson!!!" …

BEYONCE SHOWS US HER PICS: BEYONCE posted a bunch of new photos to her Tumblr blog, including this one of her and Blue Ivy at the park. It's kind of funny how no one seem to be paying any attention to one of the world’s biggest celebrities, no? Do you think they were told not to look at her? 

On a related Beyonce note ... her father Mathew Knowles remarried over the weekend, but neither Bey nor her sister Solange were there -- supposedly due to "previous engagements."

BABY POOP - BUSY PHILIPPS WELCOMES SECOND DAUGHTER: BUSY PHILIPPS is a mom again. The Cougar Town actress and hubby Marc Silverstein welcomed their second daughter early last week. So far a name for the baby has not been announced, but Phillips did post a photo of herself and her newborn …

MOZEL TOV!: ELISHA CUTHBERT and NHL stud Dion Phaneuf tied the knot Saturday in a small ceremony on Prince Edward Island, Canada. This is the first marriage for both Cuthbert and Phaneuf, who got engaged last September after dating five years. (PHOTO)

Meanwhile, Saturday Night Live head writer/Weekend Update host SETH MEYERS popped the question to longtime girlfriend Alexi Ashe. According to Us Weekly, the couple met several years ago at a wedding.

TODAY IN SHIRTLESS CELEBRITIES: Former “Scrubs” star ZACH BRAFF Tweeted a shirtless picture of himself to CHANNING TATUM with the caption, "When are the auditions for 'Magic Mike 2'?" I’m pretty sure he was joking.

Check out how buff CHRIS PRATT from "Parks and Recreation" is getting for the upcoming superhero movie "Guardians of the Galaxy". Yowza!

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