The performance, which included twerking, crotch-gesturing and a lot of instances of her sticking her tongue out, started out with Miley coming out of a giant teddy bear wearing trashy teddy bear lingerie to sing "We Can't Stop". Although the singing itself was pretty sub par.
Then Miley pulled off what little clothes she was wearing, so that she was in nothing but a bra and an inadequate pair of panties as ROBIN THICKE came out to sing "Blurred Lines". Miley then sang (poorly) with Robin.
Oh, and she also twerked against his crotch and rubbed it with one of those foam "Number One" fingers, which she also used as her own personal sex toy.
Robin must have lost a bet. He was dressed like Beetlejuice and had Miley lick him live onstage. I haven't seen anything that disturbing since Honey Boo Boo and June hit the All You Can Eat Buffet.
Just how outrageous were Miley's on-stage antics? This screen grab of WILL SMITH and his kid's reactions says it all. (PHOTO)
The other instant that totally overshadowed 'N Sync reuniting was TAYLOR SWIFT'S 'shut the front door' moment.
It happened when Taylor's ex, HARRY STYLES and ONE DIRECTION was onstage presenting the first award of the night and talking about how awesome NYC fans are.
The camera cut to TAYLOR SWIFT, who was sitting next to SELENA GOMEZ and you can clearly see her mouth the words "Shut the [EFF] up." She wasn't mic'ed up so there's no audio, but this animated GIF sure makes it seem like that is exactly what she was saying.
There are some on the World Wide Web of Celebrity Lip Reading who say she's actually saying "Sorry for my arm" and that's why she's pulling her arm away. What do you think she's saying? We Report, You Decide!
IS LAMAR ODOM MISSING?! AND IS HE A CRACKHEAD?!: There appears to be trouble in Karadashian paradise. Forget infidelity, TMZ reports the real problem in KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOMS' marriage stems from Lamar’s alleged drug problem.
The site claims Lamar has been struggling with a crack cocaine issue for two years. Khloe supposedly pushed him into rehab last August, but he allegedly bolted after three weeks. He was able to stay clean after rehab, but once the NBA season was over he slipped back into addiction.
TMZ says Khloe staged an intervention last week which failed and she then kicked him out of the house, which is why photographers snapped him loading luggage into his car. (PHOTO)
As of Sunday, Lamar had not contacted anyone for nearly 72 hours, and the family is concerned he’s hiding out somewhere doing crack.
As for the infidelity rumors ... TMZ says Khloe is convinced they are true, but for now divorce is not on the table. Said a source, “Khloe is more concerned about saving Lamar than ending her marriage. “
There has been no official comment from Khloe ... although on Sunday she did tweet,
Really hard to sit here and listen to people talk shit about my family! Fuck you and shame on you! I'm too protective for this shit!SNAPSHOTS: SIMON COWELL and his pregnant girlfriend were snapped getting all amorous on his yacht in the South of France. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO) The PDAs continued as the love chickens took a stroll in St. Tropez (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) August 25, 2013
BABY POOP: In case you didn’t get a chance to peep the first picture of North West, here you go …
KANYE WEST debuted the pic on KRIS JENNER’S talk show Friday, making Norrie officially part of the Kardashian Klan. Because you're not a Kardashian until you've been exploited by Kris.
2. Its a girl for ALEC and HILARIA BALDWIN. The 29-year-old yoga instructor gave birth to the couple's first child, whom they named Carmen Gabriela.
3. It sure seems like FERGIE has been pregnant forever! Word is their first child - a son - is due in September. She looks like she's ready to pop any day now, too (PHOTO) (PHOTO)