Because her baby making parts are on full display I won't assault your eyes here; you can hit up your choice of links below if you're so inclined. But in case you're wondering, she's rocking a bit of that '70s untrimmed look -- because real women don't shave! (CENSORED) (ORIGINAL)
KANYE WEST IS TRIPPIN' AGAIN: KIM KARDSHIAN is all over the tabloids, but does she have what it takes to be in a museum? KANYE WEST thinks so. The rapper has paid Andy Warhol’s cousin, Monica Warhol, $30,000 to immortalize his girl in a pop art portrait.
Warhol tells the New York Post that Kim is the perfect Warhol subject. "She’s an icon. She’s famous for nothing. Andy would have loved her. Kim is beautiful. She’s so manufactured. She looks like a human Barbie.”
Kim's portrait is part of what Monica refers to as her "ongoing series of contemporary superstars" in what she describes as "the New Warhol format."
CARRIE UNDERWOOD INJURED DURING 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC' REHEARSAL: CARRIE UNDERWOOD gave producers of the live television production of The Sound of Music quite a fright when she injured herself just three days before the show airs live on NBC tomorrow.
Underwood tweeted Tuesday: “So yesterday I hit myself in the head with my own guitar & later fell on my face playing leap frog! What do today’s rehearsals have for us? Since Carrie’s mishap, the leapfrog scene has been axed from the show.
PS - I no longer leap frog in the show. #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) December 3, 2013
WATCH - BRITNEY SPEARS SHARES DETAILS SURROUNDING SPAT WITH BOYFRIEND: During an appearance Tuesday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, BRITNEY SPEARS spoke of a lover’s quarrel she had with current boyfriend David Lucado.
Asked by DeGeneres whether she saw her beau earlier that morning, the pop star confessed, “No. We were in a tiffy last night. He forgot to call me back for a really long time, but we’re fine now.”
Pressed by DeGeneres to define “a really long time,” Spears replied, “Like six hours.”
ON THE RED CARPET: KATY PERRY showed off her hourglass shape in a red velvet gown and cape at the ninth annual Snowflake Ball in New York City. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
JESSICA SIMPSON, meanwhile, looked all slim and super-sexy as she walked the red carpet at the WWD's Footwear News Achievement Awards in a red poppy flower dress. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
BABY POOP: Tootie had a baby! The Fact of Life alum KIM FIELDS gave birth to her second son on Tuesday. The 44 year-old had been trying to get pregnant again for a few years and suffered two miscarriages in between kids. She and husband Christopher Morgan named the boy Quincy Xavier.
Kim Tweeted specifics of the happy news ...
Praise the Lord Quincy is here! 8 lbs. 8 oz. 20 inches long we are all doing great thank you for your love prayers and support!
— Kim Fields (@KimVFields) December 3, 2013
MAZEL TOV!: CHRISTIAN SLATER and his girlfriend of three years, Brittany Lopez, got hitched Monday at the courthouse in Coral Gables, Florida.
SPLITSVILLE: Trophy Wife star MALIN AKERMAN is getting d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d. Her husband Roberto Zincone filed the papers in L.A. the day before Thanksgiving. The two had announced their separation the previous day. The couple, who wed in 2007, have a seven-month-old son.
CELEBRITIES INFLUENCING BABY NAMES OF 2013: The list of most popular baby names of 2013 has been released, and while the Top 10 hasn’t changed too much from last year, it’s clear Hollywood is influencing many parents.
"Kanye" was up almost 40%, "West" was up 22% as a first name, and "Kim" was up 12%. But apparently no one else is naming their baby "North." BabyCenter.com didn't find a single "North" in their database.
Even though she's been kind of scary this year, Miley’s name bumped up 16 spots. But most surprisingly, the show Duck Dynasty had the biggest impact on the list of all celebrities. Korie rose a whopping 89 percent, family patriarch Phil's name soared 32 percent, and his brother Silas (Uncle Si) went up 15 percent.
KELLY OSBOURNE SHOWS US HER PICS: KELLY OSBOURNE marked her dad's birthday yesterday with a cute pic of herself and OZZY. "Today is my Dadda's birthday!" she captioned it. "Happy birthday Dad I am so proud to be your daughter! I love you sooooo..."
Meanwhile ... The Prince of Darkness spent his 65th birthday lashing out at family on Twitter. He tweeted:
David Levy, brother-in-law in name only, leave my family alone. Stop selling false stories on my family. Get a job and be a man.
— Ozzy Osbourne (@OfficialOzzy) December 3, 2013
"PS," he concluded in a second tweet, "you call me a saint for living with your sister, the word is love and adore not saint, but I forgot, you don't know what love is do you?"