PARIS HILTON GOES COMMANDO - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?: When PARIS HILTON celebrated her 33rd birthday at a West Hollywood nightclub this past weekend, she was in such a rush to hit the red carpet she accidentally forgot to put on underwear.
Kidding! She's an attention whore, she wore a dress with a thigh-high slit, and nothing underneath on purpose. And, yes, there are pictures. I gotta warn you though, you can see stubble. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
If birthday beaver isn't your thing, then might I interest you in a slightly more classy "#BirthdayBunny" shot? ...
MORE KIDS AND NO PRE-NUP FOR CHARLIE SHEEN: Now that CHARLIE SHEEN is engaged to his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi, he's gotta be thinking about protecting his assets, right? You'd think, but that's not the case.
Here's what Charlie told TMZ: "Prenups poison marriages." Instead, Sheen they're going into it with this simple agreement, "You keep your s**t and I'll keep mine."
Charlie also told the site he's open to having kids with her, although he's in no rush to be a dad again, because he's "having way too much with her right now."
There should be a law that you can't have more kids until the ones you already have are in a safe and mentally stable home. Who do I talk to about that?
Sheen, by the way, already pays $110,000 a month in child support for the four kids he already has. He's worth a reported $125-million
WHY TAYLOR WAS SO HURT BY JAKE GYLLENHAAL (ALLEGEDLY): This might explain all those angry TAYLOR SWIFT songs. Apparently, JAKE GYLLENHAAL really did a number on her -- if Radaronline is to be believed.
The gossip site claims Jake was the first guy Taylor gave it up to, and then he completely blew her off on her 21st birthday. According to an insider, Tay was “saving herself for marriage” but was so into Jake she let him hit it after three months of dating.
Not long after they started doing it, Jake failed to show up to her birthday bash. “The day of, she doesn’t hear from him at all. No texts, no calls,” the insider revealed. “Taylor...locked herself in the bathroom and cried the entire night.”
Word is, Swift's Red album is entirely about her breakup with Jake.
IN DENIAL - PALTROW NOT CHEATING, RODRIGUEZ NOT DATING: A British tabloid claims MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ did an interview with them in which she confirmed her relationship with model CARA DELEVINGNE.
After exiting a London restaurant looking what the site calls "coupley," Rodriguez herself supposedly told London’s "The Mirror" she and the model are an item. But a rep for Michelle denies the story is true, and insists Rodriguez never gave an interview to the paper.
They may not be dating, but they’re something. Last month they had a full on drunken make out session court side at a Knicks game last month, and Tuesday the pair was photographed leaving the Elle Style Awards in London, laughing and giggling as they jumped into a waiting car. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
Meanwhile ...GWYNETH PALTROW is denying the rumor that she's having an affair with an entertainment lawyer. Her peeps told London's Daily Mail Gwennie knows the guy "casually through business contacts," adding they are not "romantically connected."
MAZEL TOV!: According to Us Weekly, "Gossip Girl" LEIGHTON MEESTER and ADAM BRODY of "The O.C." fame got married in a super-secret ceremony. The pair has not confirmed making The Big Mistake, although Brody was seen wearing what appeared to be a wedding band in a photo snapped by a fan. (PHOTO)
BABY POOP: JASON BIGGS and his girlfriend welcomed a baby boy over the weekend. The proud parents Instagrammed a picture of the little guy with the caption, "Sid Biggs. Full head of hair, huge penis, 10k twitter followers. #babybiggs."