MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

MAZEL TOV! JENNY MCCARTHY GETS ENGAGED: The girl you remember as Playmate of the Year is about to get married to a New Kid on the Block. JENNY MCCARTHY just got engaged to DONNIE WAHLBERG.

“I was sitting with Donnie and he went into the other room and out came Evan with a card that said 'Will.' And he ran away and came back with a card that said 'You,' and I knew what was happening and I just started crying. And then he came out with a card that said 'Marry,' but it was spelled 'Mary,' and the last time Donnie came out with Evan and Evan's shirt said 'Me?' and he was holding the ring.

After she told her proposal story, Wahlberg ran on stage and gave his fiancee a giant bear hug and kiss. Awwww. Cry! (PHOTO)

KARDASHIAN PHOBIA IS A THING NOW: Hating on the KARDASHIANS is apparently now a medical condition? Whaa?

A 24-year-old guy in England says he has the first case of what he's calling Kardashian Phobia. He claims that whenever he sees a Kardashian on TV or hears their voices, he breaks out into a cold sweat and literally gets sick to his stomach.

It all started, he says, when he watched Kim's sex tape to convince himself he wasn't gay. "Boys at school were going on about Kim's sex tape [so] I thought I'd give it a watch in the hope that it would turn me on...but [instead] the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge [butt] and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me." (PHOTO)

Now, seven years later, he's at peace with his sexuality but not at with the Kardashians -- the sight of them still turn his stomach. So far, he hasn't gotten professional help because he's embarrassed. But evidently not embarrassed enough to tell his story to the Daily Mail's worldwide audience.

In other Kardashian Knews ... KIM KARDASHIAN was quite the sight as she shot a commercial in Miami Tuesday. Doing her best to look like Audrey Hepburn, Kim was riding a bicycle when she took a tumble onto the pavement and laid there for quite a while as cameras rolled. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

Meanwhile, word is ROB KARDASHIAN has been struggling with more than just his weight. According to Star magazine, he's being treated for depression and substance abuse issues at The Meadows clinic in Arizona.

Their sources say Rob has been dealing with an addiction to weed, alcohol and prescription cough syrup. The tab also claims Rob recently reached out to KHLOE'S ex-LAMAR ODOM, who ,maybe you heard, has his own drug issues.

KATY PERRY SHOWS US HER PICS: KATY PERRY has a new dog. She named it Butters.

ROMANCE REPORT: TAYE DIGGS isn’t letting a little thing like still being married get in the way of his love life. Diggs, who recently separated from IDINA MENZEL, was spotted enjoying the company of a model named Amanza Smith at a nightclub in West Hollywood last Wednesday. Two days later, they were seen canoodling on a red-eye flight back to New York City. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

According to People magazine, it’s the real thing. “They are fully dating," an insider gushes. "They’re telling friends they’re in love.” So far, Taye’s reps have been mum on the subject. No one’s said exactly why Taye broke up with Menzel. Could little Miss Amanza have something to do with that? Stay tuned!

2. MICHAEL DOUGLAS and CATHERINE ZETA-JONES made their first joint red-carpet appearance since announcing their separation last August, and they were both wearing their wedding rings!

BABY POOP: CHRISTINA AGUILERA is starting to show. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

Meanwhile, Us magazine reports multiple sources have confirmed to them that MILA KUNIS is going to have a girl. The child will be the first for both she and ASHTON KUTCHER, who technically haven’t confirmed they are engaged or expecting.

UPDATE - GAGA IS NO WATER H.O.G.: LADY GAGA is getting some unfair criticism over her video for "G.U.Y." Officials in California have come out to deny a report on Radar Online which claimed Gaga's video shoot at the famed Hearst Castle wasted much-needed water in the drought-stricken state.

Radar's report maintained the 300-thousand-gallon Neptune Pool had to be chlorinated to accommodate the synchronized swimmers and underwater scenes. However, a rep for the California Natural Resources Agency tells Fox 411 the pool was chlorinated, but only lightly, so the water can be reused for irrigation system on the property.

In order to use Hearst Castle for the shoot earlier this year, Gaga also donated $250-thousand to its foundation and agreed to film PSAs about water conservation.

LORDE MEETS 'ROYAL' INSPIRATION: LORDE came face-to-face with the man who inspired the words to her mega hit "Royals."

Lorde revealed in an interview with VH1 last year that she had seen an old photo of Kansas City third baseman George Brett in his "Royals" jersey in National Geographic, leading her to write the song. Apparently Brett is aware of his connection to Lorde's song because when she performed in Kansas City earlier this year, he reportedly sent her an autographed "Royals" jersey, along with a note that read "Lorde, you are Royal to me."

Well, flash forward to this past Tuesday; Lorde is performing in Las Vegas, and her "Team" (see what I did there?) contacts the former baseball star and invites him to meet her backstage, resulting in this photo op ...