WATCH VIDEO OF A 'HAMMERED' CHARLIE SHEEN AT TACO BELL: It's been a while since CHARLIE SHEEN has done anything crazy. Well, the drought is over. Ladies and Gentlemen ... Heeeee's BAAAACK!!
Check out footage taken last week of CHARLIE SHEEN at a Taco Bell drive-thru, walking up to a couple's car, and talking to them through their window.
And just in case there was any confusion about whether or not he was drunk, he cleared that up by telling them -- and I quote -- "Sorry I'm so [effing] HAMMERED." His rep noted that Charlie was not driving. He had a chauffeur.
ROMANCE REPORT - JLO AND MAKS NOT DATING ... MAYBE: It’s one thing to date a supermodel or a TV co-star, but you truly step into the big leagues when you step to JENNIFER LOPEZ. "Dancing Wit the Stars" pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy found this out the hard way when he started hanging out with Jenny From the Block last month.
And hanging out is all they're doing. In a chat with New York's Daily News, Maks insists they aren't hooking up. "Look, we’re friends and…we’re friends. This is it," he says. "This is where it ends -- pretty much.“ He didn't elaborate on that last part, but it sounds like he's leaving the door open just a crack, dontchathink?
THE ROCK SHOWS US HIS PICS: THE ROCK posted a hilarious old photo of himself for "Throwback Thursday," where he's rockin' a black turtleneck and chain combo . . . along with jeans and a FANNY PACK. He captioned it, quote, "[The] fanny pack and lean take it to a whole other level . . . #90sRock #WTF #BuffLesbian."
TODAY IN CELEBRITY TATTS: SELENA GOMEZ has a new tattoo on the upper right side of her back. Her tattoo artist shared a photo on Instagram . . . and said that it's an Arabic translation of the phrase "Love Yourself First." It's unclear why it's in Arabic.
KIMMY, WHY ALWAYS THE LONG FACE?: Have you ever wondered why KIM KARDASHIAN is never smiling when she takes pictures with KANYE WEST? Well, if Radar Online is to be believed, it’s because she’s trying to be what Kanye wants her to be and expects her to be.
A so-called source said to be close to Kim says she’s morphed into a completely different person since hooking up with West. He's supposedly taken over her life, from demanding that she change her wardrobe, to making her only hang out with his friends.
The insider added, “He constantly scrutinizes Kim, and she’s constantly walking on eggshells around him. And even though it seems like she has it all – a great husband, baby, etc. – there’s no light in her eyes [anymore]."
As dubious a source as Radar is to me, Kim really doesn’t look happy anymore. What say you?