THE LINDSAY LOHAN 'PLAYBOY' PICS HAVE BEEN LEAKED ONLINE: Just days after the cover of LINDSAY LOHAN'S "Playboy" issue was leaked, the entire pictorial hit the Internet.
As previously reported, Lindsay shows her lovely lady lumps, but no baby-making equipment. And bad news for you freckle fetishists: they got rid of or downplayed Linday's sexy little dots in several pics, as well.
The leak prompted "Playboy" to post the issue online early, and moved its newsstand date up to this Friday, December 16th.
Meanwhile ... not only did Playboy get robbed this weekend, so did Lindsay. Lohan spent the weekend in Hawaii with her sister, and it was not without drama. According to TMZ, Lindsay went to a house party and left her $5,000 Chanel purse -- which had 10 grand cash in it, in the car. When she returned to the car, it was gone!!!
Some random dude showed up later with the purse, claiming he'd found it on the street nearby. The ten thousand dollars in cash, however, was missing.
LISTEN - LINDSAY ON STOLEN PURSE: Thanks to so-called friends, and TMZ's willingness to pay, here's audio of Lindsay going all CSI over her stolen purse.
JENNIFER ANISTON NAMED SEXIEST WOMAN OF ALL TIME: Suck it, Angelina! "Men's Health" Magazine has named JENNIFER ANISTON the Sexiest Woman of All Time.
Naturally, not everyone agrees with their pick. But it wasn’t just her looks that earned her the title. "Funny is sexy and Jennifer Aniston is funny," the mag's writers explain. "Her down to earth persona makes her seem attainable and her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish.
Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny and unmistakably real."
RAQUEL WELCH, MARILYN MONROE, BRITNEY SPEARS, and MADONNA round up the Top Five. ANGELINA JOLIE came in 10th place.
Here are a few other random highlights ... KIM KARDASHIAN came in #26, BEYONCE was #33, MARIAH CAREY #40, and JESSICA ALBA was #54. You can check out the complete Top 100 HERE.
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And based on a flurry of Tweets yesterday, it sounds like KHLOE KARDASHIAN is going with him.
Here's some of what she said: "I am sure I will love it but I am a tad thrown off." ... "I have no doubt about it! I am excited :) I know this is for a reason."
There's no word yet if or how this will affect any of the Kardashian reality shows or if it will lead to even more. The Kardashians already have a connection with Dallas. Kim briefly dated Cowboys receiver Miles Austin, and Kourtney lived in the city for two years as a student at Southern Methodist University.
HUMPHRIES TRYING TO ''MOVE FORWARD'' FROM KIM: KRIS HUMPHRIES was on "Good Morning America" Friday, and made his first public comments about his breakup with KIM KARDASHIAN, although he didn't really say much.
When asked about the pair's split, Kris simply replied, "I'm just focused on family and preparing for basketball." When questioned about his reaction to the divorce filing, Kris replied, "for me it's just, certain things happen in life and you have to move forward." As for whether he still loves Kim, Kris laughed and said, "I'm focused on what I can control which is being ready to play ball and supporting my mom and baking her cookies."
According to TMZ ... Kris wasn't happy about all the Kim questions and is telling people he felt "ambushed" by them. Insiders say Kris knew he was going to be asked about Kim but didn't think he'd be grilled that hard. He's said to be "livid" with the way the interview turned out.
WEIGHT WATCHERS TO JESSICA SIMPSON - WE'LL PAY YOU TO LOSE THE BABY FAT: JESSICA SIMPSON hasn’t even pushed the baby out and Weight Watchers is said to already have a deal in place with her.
According to TMZ, they’ve offered her $3 million if she promises to start dieting the second the kid pops out. "The deal is in place,” says the gossip site’s source.
“After having her baby, she'll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight." Because nothing is more important after delivering your child than becoming an immediate MILF!