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DREW BARRYMORE ENGAGED: DREW BARRYMORE plans to make THE BIG MISTAKE and walk down the aisle for the third time.

Boyfriend Will Kopelman popped the question during a trip to Sun Valley, Idaho during the holidays. (--Click here to check out Drew's ring.)

None of Drew's previous marriages have lasted even half a year. Her first, to bar owner Jeremy Thomas, ended in two months, and her second, to comedian Tom Green, was done in five months

UPDATE - GRANDMA CONFIRMS JUSTIN AND JESSICA'S ENGAGEMENT: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL haven't officially announced their engagement, but that's cool because we have confirmation from the next best person -- Justin's grandmother.

Sadie Bomar confirmed the news to Radaronline and it appears that Sadie is very happy with his choice of bride. "Jessica is a very sweet girl, she's upright and everything and we love her," Sadie said. "Jessica will be a lovely member of the family."

As for wedding plans, Sadie explained, "They don't know if the wedding will be in Memphis or Colorado, it's all very new they haven't made any plans yet."

UPDATE - NO RECONCILIATION FOR ARNOLD AND MARIA: We hope you didn't have your hear set on that rumored reunion between ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and MARIA SHRIVER.

A source close to the couple tells People magazine, "The reports of a reconciliation are not true."

And as for rumors that Maria is still wearing her wedding band, they're not true either. The mag says, "The bling seen on Shriver's left hand is actually her late mother's engagement ring. Shriver, who was extremely close her mom, has been wearing the ring since Eunice Shriver's death in August 2009."

Why Arnold was wearing his wedding ring is still a mystery.

IN DENIAL - 'HOUSEWIVES' STAR DENIES AFFAIR WITH DEMI MOORE: 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star BRANDI GLANVILLE is denying reports she had a tryst with DEMI MOORE a few years ago.

The National Enquirer claims that during a March 2009 trip to Turks & Caicos, Brandi and Demi hooked it up, and that according to the insider "[Brandi] was bragging [about it] as she recounted every sordid detail."

The Housewives star took to Twitter to shoot down the report. "An untrue story is circulating that I had an affair with Demi Moore," tweeted Brandi. "While I have met her briefly & she is a beautiful woman it's 100% untrue."

MOVING DAY: Moving vans were spotted at KATY PERRY and RUSSELL BRAND'S L.A. home yesterday. It's unclear which of them was doing the moving and who's staying in the mansion, though.

JESSICA SIMPSON SHOWS US HER TWEETS: JESSICA SIMPSON and I have something in common. We both want JESSICA ALBA'S body!!! Simpson tweeted, "New goal: look like jessicaalba after baby!" Alba took the compliment gracefully and tweeted back, "OMG! Ur so sweet! Thx hon!"

COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP - KANYE WEST AND KIM K TO GO PUBLIC WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP: Rumor has it that KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN may be going public with their alleged affair.

According to Allhiphop Rumors, after AMBER ROSE put Kanye and Kim's affair on blast in Star Magazine, Kim supposedly begged Kanye to say that Rose was lying. This is all allegedly because Kim is in the process of "rehabilitating her image" and doesn't need to be labeled a homewrecker now.

Kanye is said to have refused and suggested that they just go public with their relationship instead. Kim reportedly told him she'd think about it and call him back.

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - BRADLEY COOPER AND ZOE SALDANA SPOTTED MAKING OUT: ZOE SALDANA and BRADLEY COOPER are apparantly taking their romance out from behind closed doors. Sources tell Us Weekly they witnessed the pair heavily making out in Los Angeles on New Year's Eve.

One person who saw the two at a Bel Air party told the tab, "They were making out for 20 minutes!" As for where the relationship stands, an insider said, "They're dating, but Zoe just left an engagement. She's just looking to have fun."

IS THIS THE ULTIMATE CELEBRITY???: A recent poll to discover what female celebrity body parts are most desirable has helped create what is being called the "ultimate celebrity."

According to the 9,000 people who voted in the survey, the most desired nose comes from actress Kate Beckinsale, while Keira Knightley's cheeks and Megan Fox's eyebrows were voted tops.

Other desired features include: Catherine Middleton's hair, Gwyneth Paltrow's chin, and Angelina Jolie's lips. Mush them all together and this is what the "ultimate celebrity" would look like if she really did exist.

CLONE-GELINA JOLIE: ANGELINA JOLIE may never have to work again. She can just relax and adopt babies and let her remarkable lookalike do the work for her.