MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - ARE TAYLOR SWIFT AND ZAC EFRON HOOKING UP???: Has TAYLOR SWIFT found a new love, and is it ZAC EFRON?

"Us Weekly" breathlessly reports a source spotted the pair "deep in conversation and very giggly" at an Italian restaurant in Los Angeles earlier this month, and wonders if Zac is setting himself up to be a future Taylor Swift song.

But another source says it was NOT a romantic hookup. "They were in L.A. doing press stuff together, and after they were done, they decided to grab dinner. They have been friends a long time."

DOES ANGELINA JOLIE HATE STACY KEIBLER??? WILL IT RUIN BRAD AND CLOONEY'S RELATIONSHIP???: It's a well known fact that GEORGE CLOONEY and BRAD PITT are best buddies. The women in their lives, though, not so much.

"Us Weekly" claims ANGELINA JOLIE hates George's new girlfriend, STACY KEIBLER. Things supposedly got uncomfortable when the four of them flew on a private jet to a film festival earlier this month. A source says Angie "refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane" going out of her way "to ignore [Keibler], from takeoff to landing."

"She would not even look Stacy's way," added the anonymous source. The tab claim the reason Jolie hates Stacy is because she's not a, quote, "girly girl."

But according to Us Weekly, that’s not the only thing that could drive a wedge between Pitt and Clooney. George, they say, is not a big Angelina Jolie fan. Says their source, quote, "He thinks Angelina is boring and not good company at all. He does not like to spend time with her."

JESSICA SIMPSON SHOWS US HER TWITPIC: JESSICA SIMPSON went to a bachelorette party over the weekend, put on a mask that resembles a certain male part, then Tweeted the picture. WARNING!!! A not very realistic male genetilia mask awaits you if you click the link.

KARDASHIAN MAG NOT HAPPENING: It looks like the Kardashians won't be getting their own magazine after all. Oh no! I just pray the family finds another way to FINALLY get some publicity.

The New York Post reports KRIS JENNER’S demands for complete editorial control killed the deal to launch a Karadashian-devoted magazine with American Media. Kris reportedly wanted approval on ALL stories about her family across ALL the publisher's titles, including stories that would run on Star, The National Enquirer and Radar Online.

In other tragic Kardashian Knews … your young daughters will NOT get the opportunity to play with KARDASHIAN Barbies because they're not being made. We don't know if there was ever a deal in place and it got scrapped or if initial reports were bogus to begin with.

Either way, here’s Mattel’s official statement: "As popular as the Kardashian sisters are, at this point in time we are not manufacturing Barbie-branded Kardashian dolls."

HEATHER LOCKLEAR, JACK WAGNER TO BE QUESTIONED OVER FIGHT: Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner could face charges over a violent fight they had before the actress's medical scare last week.

An official tells the New York Daily News, "There was some sort of physical altercation back in December. A police report was generated and forwarded to our office for review." The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office is looking into the post-breakup fight and has asked the former couple to appear for an informal meeting with prosecutors.

A law enforcement source tells TMZ, "She lost it on him, and he retaliated." The couple called off their three-month engagement in November.

IN DENIAL - KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS REPORTS SHE WAS WASTED ''STUPID': KELLY OSBOURNE put Radar Online on blast yesterday after the gossip site published a report that Kelly, who has been to rehab three times, was caught "drinking cocktails, beer and champagne," at a Golden Globes after party.

"Maybe she thinks it's OK for her to be drinking as her past problems were pills,” a source told Radar Online. “But as far as I know if you want to be 'sober' you need to be SOBER period."

Kelly hit up Twitter with the following tirade … 1. “Was their story true? NO! is it anyones business NO? #GiveMeABreak!”

2. “i will say this till I'm blue in the face I DO ENOUGH STUPID SH*T YOU DONT NEED TO MAKE THINGS UP!” she tweeted. We believe that!

3. “had to go and f–ck my life up agin [sic] you a–holes! and thats quite frankly all i have to say on this stupid subject!”

BABY POOP: SARAH DREW, who plays Dr. April Kepner on "Grey's Anatomy", gave birth to a son, Micah Emmanuel Lanfer, Wednesday. Us Weekly reports that Micah weighed in at 7 lbs, 4 oz and was 19 inches long at time of birth.