MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - HEIDI KLUM, SEAL SEPARATING!!!: After the shocking ASHTON KUTCHER/DEMI MOORE and KATY PERRY/RUSSELL BRAND splits no celebrity breakup should be surprising, but the news that HEIDI KLUM and SEAL are calling it quits has shaken the institution of marriage to its foundations!

If any celebrity couple was going to make it I thought for sure it would've been those two crazy kids. I mean, they've thrown a big party to renew their vows every year since 2005!

Heidi and Seal confirmed the split in an exclusive statement to 'People': "We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition."

According to London's 'The Daily Mail' ... Klum is expected to file divorce papers this week citing the usual "irreconcilable differences." The tab adds too much time apart because of their respective careers was the main culprit. Man,I sure hope this doesn't leave Seal scarred for life. Hi-Yo!!! No YOU shut up!!!

SPLITSVILLE - SIMON COWELL CALLS OFF ENGAGEMENT: SIMON COWELL has called off his engagement to girlfriend of two years Mezhgan Hussainy. "It's quite a complicated relationship," Cowell says. "We have had a break from each other, and we are still incredibly close.

But he's not ruling the relationship dead yet. "It's not on, it's not off, it's somewhere in the middle. I don't know if I will ever get married, but I am happy."

EVEN MORE CELEBRITY SPLITSVILL: Smooth Jazz legend KENNY G and his wife of 20 years are divorcing. Kenny’s apparently going to play hard ball as he’s retained the services of lawyer Laura Wasser, who represented BRITNEY SPEARS in her divorce from Kevin Federline.

If Kenny's soon to be ex hopes to forget him, she’ll have to avoid things like elevators and the dentist's office. Hi-Yo!!!

2. TMZ is reporting that KOBE and VANESSA BRYANT have reached a financial settlement. Not only is she reportedly getting HALF of his $75 million, she's also keeping all three of their homes -- the one she's currently living in, the one her mom lives in, and the recently completed home the couple had been building for the past two years.

BABY POOP - KRISTIN CAVALLARI PREGNANT: KRISTIN CAVALLARI and NFL QB JAY CUTLER have an added incentive to make it work this time.

The couple, who broke off their engagement in July and then renewed it in November, tell People magazine, "We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together. It's an amazing time in our life and we can't wait to meet the new addition to our growing family."

SNAPSHOT: RIHANNA ... still in Hawaii, and still wearing very little!

JENNIFER ANISTON IS GETTING READY TO ADOPT!!!: 'Star' magazine reports JENNIFER ANISTON is getting ready to adopt. No, not a child; a dog! If you recall, last May, Aniston's beloved Welsh corgi mix, Norman, went to doggy heaven after 15 years with Jennifer.

'Star' says Jen is finally ready to add to her family again, and that she'll be adopting a shepherd mix from the Utah-based Best Friends Animal Society.

In related Celebrity Pet News ... TOM HANKS is mourning the loss of his dog Monty. "Deep brown eyes, noble demeanor finest dog ever," Hanks wrote on his WhoSay page last week. "A sad day. Goodbye Big Boy." He accompanied the post with this photo of Monty ...