MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

SEAL SAYS DON’T EXPECT NASTY DIVORCE: In an interview airing this Friday night on PBS, SEAL says if you were hoping he and HEIDI KLUM will go through a nasty, public breakup you can move along because there won't be anything to see. "We're just not those kind of people."

You'll notice in the interview that Seal is still wearing his wedding ring. Although it wasn't addressed in the PBS interview, ELLEN asked him about it in her interview for "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" that will air tomorrow.

He said, quote, "Just because we have decided to separate doesn't necessarily mean you take off your ring and you’re no longer connected to that person." He added that he has, quote, "no intentions of taking it off anytime soon."

We still don't know what came between Heidi and Seal ... Seal said quote, "you just grow apart after awhile" but a source tells TMZ it was Seal's anger issues, and that no third party was involved.

KIM KARDASHIAN TALKS DIVORCE ON LIVE: This was a surprise ... KIM KARDASHIAN actually addressed her 72-day marriage while co-hosting Live With Kelly yesterday morning.

Among the choice soundbites, Kim blasted rumors that her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries was a moneymaking sham: "I'm a smart businesswoman. [If the marriage was making her] all that money that everyone was claiming...we made off [the] wedding, I would have stayed married longer. This was a bad business decision."

Why she got divorced after just 72 days: "[I]heard stories of people who had kids and stayed married for years and it didn't end up working out," she said. "I want babies and that forever love and if I felt in my heart that this wasn't right, why wait years for the same result?" Kim also insisted she "tried everything that [she] could" to make the marriage work.

CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP: Her doobie smoking Hawaiian vacation apparently over, RIHANNA emerged at LAX earlier today still in beach mode but without a bra or makeup ...

2. 'X-Factor' judge NICOLE SCHERZINGER posted this picture of her makeup-less self on Twitter with the caption 'Uhh...Does anyone know how to work this twisty towel thing? Haha!'

Speaking of the former Pussycat Doll singer … Rumor has it she's quitting X-Factor. Supposedly because she wasn’t comfortable seeing contestants get eliminated. Word is when MARIAH CAREY heard Nicole wanted out she let SIMON COWELL know she’d be willing to take Scherzy’s place. "Secret" negotiations are said to already by taking place. This could be true or it could be crap. Stay Tuuuned!

JENNIFER ANISTON NOT PREGNANT: London’s Daily Mail claimed over the weekend that JENNIFER ANISTON reportedly told her agents she wanted to take a break from movies for awhile. The tab then inferred the reason was she might be pregnant!!!

Not so fast there, Skippy, says the gossip site Gossip Cop. They’re calling the story bogus, and point to this picture of Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux taken Sunday in which Jen doesn’t look the least bit fetused.

IS WHITNEY HOUSTON BROKE???:WHITNEY HOUSTON'S comeback didn't work out the way she'd hoped, and now, Radar Online claims she's broke.

According to their source, quote, "Whitney's fortune is gone. Music industry heavy hitters are supporting her and her label is fronting her cash.” He or she adds, “She might be homeless if not for people saving her. She is broke as a joke."

Of course, her reps are denying it. That's their job — well, for as long as she can bum money off people to pay them. Allegedly.

JENNIFER LOPEZ SHOWS US HER TWEETS: JLO must have heard what we’ve all been saying about her, so she hit up Twitter to set the record straight ...