MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

DID LADY GAGA TURN DOWN MADONNA'S OFFER TO DUET AT YANKEE STADIUM?: Last month, MADONNA promised that "one day, very soon" she would be sharing a stage with LADY GAGA. That, of course, caused a lot of us to do the Scooby Doo Huh? since she and Lady Gaga have been feuding for the better part of a year.

Well, the not-always-reliable British Sun claim Madonna *did* make an effort to perform alongside Gaga, but Gaga turned her down! Whoa! Wait, what?

Lady Gaga's manager supposedly told The Sun that Madonna's people reached out and invited Gaga to perform a duet with her at Yankee Stadium last month, but Gaga was all like 'nah-uh' because she was busy with her own tour.

I did some fact checking, and here's why the tabloid's story may or may not be true: Madonna performed at Yankee stadium a week before she announced on-stage that she and Gaga would be sharing a stage "one day, very soon."

Of course, it's possible Madge meant she'd continue trying to work something out. *Shrugs Shoulders*

BABY POOP - NICK AND VANESSA LACHEY'S SON MAKES HIS DEBUT: NICK LACHEY Tweeted out a picture of his new baby boy yesterday. Here's Camden John Lachey sleeping soundly in Vanessa's arms. All together now, 'Awwwww'....

BABY POOP - DREW BARRYMORE HAS GIVEN BIRTH: Big ups to DREW BARRYMORE Girlfriend expunged a baby girl last Wednesday. This is the first child for Drew and her husband Will Kopelman, whom she married in June.

Drew and Will named her Olive Barrymore Kopelman.

ROBERT PATTINSON, KRISTEN STEWART TO WALK RED CARPET TOGETHER: If you still can't believe ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART are back together, you'll soon get a chance to see it with your own eyes.

The two are scheduled to make their first public appearance together October 28th in Los Angeles to promote the last 'Twilight' movie. Word is they'll walk the red carpet together.

PATTINSON VOTED WORLD’S SEXIEST MAN: Yes, R-Patz is man-tastic, but is he The Sexiest Man Alive? Well, he is according to a poll conducted by Glamour magazine.

Pattinson beat out The Avengers’ TOM HIDDLESTON for the top spot in the mag's online poll of 40,000 people. Coming in at number three was JOHNNY DEPP, followed by MICHAEL FASSBENDER and 'Sherlock' star BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.

Other than Depp, who are these people, and how are they even in the Top 5? It's gotta be a British thing, no?

COVER SHOT - TAYLOR SWIFT: TAYLOR SWIFT is November’s ‘Glamour’ cover girl, and grrl be looking foine with her hair all poofy and stuff.

In the accompanying interview, Swift calls JOHN MAYER “presumptuous” for assuming her song “Dear John” was about him. If you recall, earlier this year, Mayer put Taylor on blast over the song, which he called, quote, "cheap songwriting" and "a really lousy thing for her to do."

"How presumptuous!” Swift tells the mag, adding, “ I never disclose who my songs are about."

SELENA GOMEZ SHOWS US HER PICS: SELENA GOMEZ got a new tattoo on the back of her neck. I'm shocked. Mexicans are usually so hesitant to ink that part of their body. I keed, I keed! Or do I?

The tatt is the number 76 in Roman numerals. The artist who inked her says it’s, quote, "a tribute to a family member who she said means a lot to her."

No word on who the family member might be, but as El Paso’s biggest Selena Gomez fan, I know all kinds of Selena trivia, like that Selena’s mother was born in 1976. Coincidence? We Report, You Decide!

SNAPSHOT - KIM KARDASHIAN KLEAVAGE: KIM KARDASHIAN showed off some major Kleavage while working out the other day. (PHOTO 1), (PHOTO 2)