WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE - IS MILA KUNIS EXPECTING, OR DID SHE JUST HAVE A BIG LUNCH?: MILA KUNIS is either pregnant or went to town on a big plate of pasta.
The size of her mid-section became the subject of discussion over the weekend when some photos of Mila and ASHTON KUTCHER out walking around hit the Internet yesterday showing Mila looking like she's got a baby bump of sorts. (PHOTO), (PHOTO)
I'm a bit more skeptical, though, because eight days earlier she was photographed with a completely flat stomach and I'm pretty sure such a significant baby bump can't appear in just eight days. (PHOTO)
Personally, I think she should've known better than to wear a horizontally-striped shirt after eating a big lunch.
JESSICA SIMPSON'S DAD DEBUTS NEW BLONDE 'DO: JESSICA SIMPSON'S dad, JOE, has denied talk that he’s gay, but I gotta tell you, that new haircut he's rockin' is not doing anything to dissuade those rumors.
And neither is the tight yellow sweater and black skinny jeans he was photographed walking around in in L.A. over the weekend. (PHOTO)
Meanwhile ... Radar Online claims to have uncovered a 21-year-old aspiring model who told friends he was Joe’s lover. The site claims Bryce Chandler Hill has been dating Joe on and off for a year. (PHOTO)
“Joe Simpson being outed by the National Enquirer was no surprise to the gay community in Hollywood, Bryce has been bragging about hooking up with Joe for a while now,” a source revealed.
Unfortunately for Joe, Bryce seems to be using him to get famous because the insiders say Bryce “mocks and laughs at Joe behind his back. He doesn’t care for him the same way Joe does about him.”
SNAPSHOT - JENNIFER ANISTON'S CLEAVAGE: JENNIFER ANISTON hit up some kind of Hollywood gala on Saturday, and used the occasion to show off two major assets: her ample cleavage and her massive engagement ring. Let's start with Jen's decolletage. Observe!
Now as for the official debut of Aniston's engagement ring, as coincidences go, this one's classic: the bash was held at the same Museum of Art where ANGELINA JOLIE debuted her engagement ring from BRAD PITT in April.
J.LO AND CASPER CELEBRATE A YEAR TOGETHER - SHOW US THEIR NAUSEATING TWEETS: JENNIFER LOPEZ and Casper Smart celebrated their one-year dating anniversary last week, and decided to share their love on Twitter.
"BEAUcasperSMART BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is OUR's!! Thank you for sharing your beautiful smile with me everyday!" Lopez Tweeted.
Smart responded with, “Happy 1 yr. anniversary to the most Gorgeous, Kind, Sweet, Funny, Beautiful Lil Bear in the world.... Love Bear October25"
BABY POOP - RIHANNA SENDS ADELE LINGERIE: Apparently, RIHANNA loves cheesy gifts. She just sent ADELE two outfits for her baby boy. One says "My mom is a rock star," and the other says "Just done nine months inside."
Rihanna also gave Adele some lingerie for herself, with a note that said, quote, "You gotta stay sexy, yummy mommy. Enjoy yourself. Congrats!!!"
PROWLER ARRESTED TRYING TO GET INTO HOME OF TOM CRUISE: Late last night, Beverly Hills police arrested a prowler on the estate belonging to TOM CRUISE.
They got help from the on-duty security guard, who used a taser to subdue the suspect. The man was reportedly caught in the act of trying to jump the fence that surrounds the compound. Authorities say Cruise was not at home and was never in danger.
Speaking or Mr. Cruise ... A self-proclaimed "whistle blower" is suing him for millions, claiming that Cruise was set to impregnate Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman after abandoning his own daughter Suri -- who this guy now wants custody of.
According to Radar Online, the man, who calls himself Slim Shady Holmes, insists in the lawsuit that Cruise attacked him with a samurai sword, in part because of his claim that he watched Tom dance in his underwear with JOHN TRAVOLTA. Okay.
MADONNA BOOED FOR SUPPORTING PRESIDENT OBAMA: MADONNA got booed at one of her concerts Saturday night for endorsing President Barack Obama.
At her show in New Orleans on Saturday, Madonna first asked the audience if they were registered to vote in the November 6 election and then said, “I don’t care who you vote for as long as you vote for Obama.”
That didn't go over well with the those leaning Republican, who responded with a cascade of boos. Some of them even walk out! Madge immediately tried to make her remarks decidedly less partisan, saying, “Seriously, I don’t care who you vote for… Do not take this privilege for granted. Go vote.”