"I just kind of stopped listening to things that Charlie Sheen says," Kutcher replied. "Charlie Sheen has become like a parent on Charlie Brown to me. It's more like, 'Wa wa wa wa.'"
He went on to add, “I just keep saying thank you for the great job. I've got an awesome job and it's thanks to you not having it anymore. I'm just gonna keep going to work and collecting the check. So whatever.”
Ashton also spoke about fatherhood telling Conan that he's loving being a dad, and revealed how he and fiancée MILA KUNIS settled on the baby name Wyatt Isabelle.
He said the first name they chose "didn't fit the energy" of what they were feeling during the pregnancy. Eventually he felt pressure from Kunis to come up with a new name, so he started to list random objects he spotted, like a sign or a door. Once he uttered the name Wyatt, Kunis liked it, and they went with it.
After that, Kutcher said, they acquired the rights to various URLs that included the name. When Conan remarked that it never occurred to him that's something people would do, Ashton exclaimed, "I don't want a porn site with my daughter's name on it!"
BRUCE JENNER'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO HIMSELF? HE GOT HIS NAILS DID: BRUCE JENNER turned 65 yesterday, and he celebrated with some me-time that included getting his fingernails painted pink.For real. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
It also looks like he's wearing lipstick or lip gloss. So yeah, absolutely nothing feminine about either.(PHOTO)
CELEBRITIES, THEY'RE JUST LIKE US: ROBERT DOWNEY JR. has to go to the DMV to get his license renewed just like the rest of us ...
Gettin' my renewal on at the Santa Monica DMV. pic.twitter.com/WqlmG4iQuR
— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) October 28, 2014
AMANDA BYNES PSYCHIATRIC HOLD EXTENDED: AMANDA BYNES' Bynes' stay at a California psychiatric facility was extended Monday by 30 days.
Bynes was due to leave on Monday, but according to TMZ, her doctors asked for and were granted the extension. They told a judge that Bynes is "very ill" and isn't healthy enough to take care of herself at this time.
Amanda was placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold more than two weeks ago, after making claims on Twitter -- which she later recanted -- that her father had abused her.
ALYSSA MILANO SHOWS US HER PICS: ALYSSA MILANO shared a glimpse of her life as a mom with this intimate Instagram of her breastfeeding her baby girl Elizabella Dylan. Milano captioned the black-and-white snap: “‘Ah, the joy of suckling!”
Does being perfectly okay with her breastfeeding right in front of me make me a feminist? It does, right?!
Alyssa and her husband welcomed their daughter in September. They also have a three-year-old son, Milo.