MIKE&TRICIA'S HOLLYWOOD DIRT REPORT

LINDSAY LOHAN - IS TOM CRUISE HITTIN' DAT?: OK! magazine claims TOM CRUISE is getting his sexy time on with LINDSAY LOHAN. They're both in London, and they supposedly exchanged numbers after meeting at a club.

One of those ubiquitous un-named sources explains the far-fetched hook up this way: "Lindsay has been craving the security and sophistication that comes with dating an older man," while Tom hopes Lindsay will, "help him relax and have more fun."

Meanwhile ... the equally not-always-reliable British tabloids say Tom is actually making time with ORLANDO BLOOM's ex MIRANDA KERR. According to their source, they've been meeting up secretly and will go public soon.

JESSICA BIEL PREGNANCY CONFIRMED?!: A magazine editor may have confirmed the rumor that JESSICA BIEL is pregnant. InStyle editor-in-chief Ariel Foxman congratulated Biel on her "impending motherhood" in an Instagram post over the weekend.

“Congrats @jessicabiel on your impending motherhood … Looking forward to the red carpet maternity style pix to come #tbt,” Foxman wrote next to a picture of himself with Biel.

The post has since been deleted, leading many to wonder whether the gossip was indeed true.

His public congratulations came after two sources told RadarOnline late last week that Biel was at least three months pregnant but had not gone public with the news because she's had problems getting pregnant in the past.

HALLE BERRY'S EX OPPOSES ATTEMPT TO CUT CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS: HALLE BERRY'S baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, is fighting her attempt to cut his child support by more than 75 percent. According to the court papers obtained by TMZ, Berry is trying to reduce Aubry's child support for their six-year-old daughter Nahla from $16,000 a month to around $3,800 a month.

Berry alleges that Aubry is a deadbeat who is using child support to avoid having to go to work, noting, "There's no case, no law no logic that says a healthy active man gets to simply live off child support that the wealthier mother earns."

But Aubry, a model, claims a 2012 Thanksgiving Day fight with Berry's husband Olivier Martinez damaged his face so much that it took six months for him to heal enough to work. He alleges he's only gotten three jobs since then.

Halle's lawyer maintains Aubry is using the monthly child support for gym memberships, clothes, health insurance, car expenses, furniture and electronics.

HOLLYWOOD SHOWS US THEIR (HALLOWEEN) PICS: KALEY CUOCO and her husband dressed as JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ -- but they switched genders! Clever ...