Thursday, January 29, 2015

GWYNETH PALTROW GETS HER LADY PARTS STEAMED - WAIT, WHAT?!: It's a major understatement to say that GWYNETH PALTROW overshares. Case in point: In a new blog on her GOOP website, Gwyneth revealed she gets her lady parts steamed at a Korean spa in L.A.

So how do you get your vag steamed? "You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release...not just a steam douche...that balances female hormone levels. If you're in L.A., you have to do it."

Mugwort, by the way, is an herb that can be used medicinally, or to flavor food.  Or, in this case, to steam clams. Hi-Yo! See what I did there? No, you shut up!

TAYLOR SWIFT HAS TRADEMARKED PIECES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE: If you don't think TAYLOR SWIFT is quietly taking over the world, then you're not paying close enough attention, because she now owns little pieces of the English language.

Taylor has trademarked three phrases from her new album "1989" for use on just about any type of product you can imagine: "This Sick Beat", "Party like it's 1989", and "Nice to meet you. Where you been?"

What that  means is no one in the universe can use those phrases on any merchandise that's not OFFICIAL Taylor Swift Merchandise

JOHNNY DEPP ATTACKED BY A CHUPACABRA - WAIT, WHAT?!: JOHNNY DEPP was a no-show at a news conference in Japan for his new movie, "Mortdecai," on Tuesday. But he had a very good news for missing it -- he was attacked by the legendary chupacabra. At least that's the reason he gave the media on Wednesday.

Depp was actually absent due to a cold.

CHELSEA HANDLER SHOWS US HER T*TS PICS: CHELSEA HANDLER has unleashed her chesticles for world peace. She's currenlty in Israel, and posted a picture of herself sitting on a camel, topless (Chelsea, not the camel)

"A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side?" she captioned the pic. "I say we try and we can and we will. And, you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim"

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